I am feeling sad & insecure.
Can you make me smile?
2007-11-12 12:47:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I have Explosive Diarrhea
2007-11-12 12:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by M 1 A . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like these Steven Wright quotes:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
:)
2007-11-12 16:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jade <>< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wombat.
2007-11-12 12:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jilian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just made soda come out of my nose, and it went all over my screen. *wipes off drippy stuff*
2007-11-12 15:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋