doing the stupid chicken dance when you got the better of someone lol
2007-11-13 09:11:05
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answered by foxxybabe0430 4
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2 examples i have done. Thinking back i was stupid but it still makes me laugh about the situation.
Keep in mind i was at least 21 years old>
Drinking too much with friends during the winter at my apartment that i shared with other friends. I drank too much decided to slide down the stairs on a little tikes plastic rocking horse and forget to open the door at the bottom of the stairs. Well the door opens about 20 feet away from neighbors side of their house. Well bottle of vodka and JD and some so-co and just in pants and shoes sliding down 24 carpeted stairs through my screen door through the snowy yard into the side of the neighbor's house. Couple of people peed themselves laughing (not me though).
Then seeing the neighborhood cop car 3 houses down. Well shirtless i dropped pants and rubbed my rear on all sides of the cop car. Then stood ontop the light bar and urinating on the winshield, while taking a swig from the bottle of vodka.
Keep in mind these both happened within a 20 minute period. I guess you could say extensive lack of common sense. Either wasn't smart in any course but still brings a smile to my face and maybe yours.
2007-11-12 12:49:40
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answered by jls1znv9999 4
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Last week, in the post office drive thru lane outside, a DUMBASS parked her car in front of the mailboxes, opened her back door, and started stuffing mail into the outside boxes---at least a dozen large padded envelopes and a large box of loose mail a few handfuls at a time. She had cars backed up for 10 minutes. Some people are proud to be stupid and lazy.
2007-11-12 12:46:52
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answered by tiedtoarainbow 7
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I was a notetaker/tutor at a local community college for a geology class and the lovely young woman behind me raised her hand to ask the professor if you could catch Lyme's Disease from Limestone.
I had to put my head down to stiffle the major laugh attack I had coming.
She also wanted to know what a female phallic symbol looked like in another class.
I am afraid to drive knowing that woman is "out there" somewhere...
2007-11-12 14:19:00
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answered by Lisa the Pooh 7
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sixteen July 2008, Italy) Gerhard, sixty 8, become queued at a site visitors gentle in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. earlier one reaches the sunshine, there's a railroad crossing, and Gerhard had no longer permit the queue progression forward some distance sufficient earlier he drove onto the tracks. As you may think of, given Murphy's regulation, a custom become coming. the protection bars got here down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. in accordance to witnesses, it took the driving force awhile to attain he become caught. finally he jumped from the motor vehicle and began to run--immediately in the direction of the oncoming practice, waving his palms in an attempt to save his sportscar! The attempt become in part effectual. the motor vehicle won much less injury than its proprietor, who landed 30 meters away. tries to restore him have been unsuccessful. the ethical of the story? Momentum continuously wins.
2016-11-11 07:42:48
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answered by tamala 4
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Bump your head with the mailbox 3 times in a row...what!, a stupid flyer was stuck in the entrance door!!
2007-11-12 12:44:04
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answered by Anonymous
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remember back in high school we were all reading a definition in a text book. This kid Jordan said to the teacher there is some thing wrong, i dont know what it is, but its like i cant read!
the teacher said, Jordan what do u mean u cant read?
Jordan said, well i know some of these letters but the words i cant figure out.
my teacher takes the book from him and uncontrollably laughs and says, Jordan this is the Spanish section.
2007-11-12 12:47:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Those people that are like
OMG EVERYTHING IS SATAN!
Make the OK sign with your left hand. OMG IT'S 666!
Connect all of the points of the US Pentagon with each other. OMG IT'S A PENTAGRAPH!
I live across from a field of goats. OMG THE DEVIL IS A GOAT!
Sooooooo yeah. They're usually overall sane people that are convinced that everything is Satan. I prefer a loose Christian lifestyle meself.
2007-11-12 12:47:18
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answered by Leafy 6
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My van said it need some oil so I went and bought some, and my father asked me if I had done it yet - so I told him yeah and he found out that I had put transmission fluid in the van instead of oil - becuase the bottles look alike.
2007-11-12 12:43:57
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answered by rayzor500 2
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Closed minds. People who do ridiculously dangerous things. To me it's stupid.
Maybe stupidity is something different to each of us, depending on our morals and standards and beliefs.
2007-11-12 15:20:46
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answered by Anonymous
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