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When the cop got to my car window, my son asked if he could have a burger, fries and a drink and told him to super size it. I got a fine for $150.00

2007-11-12 12:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Alright 6 · 6 0

No such rule. you're in charge for understanding the linked fee minimize however the state/county/city is in charge for letting you recognize what it is. maximum states have a default minimize. In NJ it is 25 mph in a corporation or residential zone, 50mph in all different factors except published in any different case. (in case you're in a residential zone, and that is not published, the minimize is 25. regardless of if it is published, the minimize is regardless of the sign says.) There are guidelines on how oftentimes the indications ought to seem yet that still varies via state.

2017-01-05 09:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by shearon 4 · 0 0

Just bribe him with a handful of coupons from Dunkin' Donuts. No questions need to be asked at all. LOL! And then say, "here ya go, get yourself something glazed."

2007-11-12 12:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bill N 5 · 3 0

"hey your a cop so you should know, where is the best place to buy some....ummm..never mind that question...well...ya, nevermind this question"

"wanna hit?"

"hey pig, been to the doughnut shop lately"

"want a beer?"

"im supposed to stop at a red light?..really?"

2007-11-12 12:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Kamikazi Kala 3 · 3 0

Can u hold my beer for a second ? I think I lost my license down there when I rolled over that man , should I really look for it ?

2007-11-12 12:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 7 0

Let's play with Springfield.

2007-11-12 12:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by UnknownD 6 · 3 0

I thought you had to be at least a bit fit to be a cop.

2007-11-12 12:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Could you make this quick i have to go rob the bank before it closes?

2007-11-12 14:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by big_twan2 2 · 4 0

hey did you know, you look just like the guy in picture on my girlfriends night stand?

2007-11-12 12:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Jay Seven 6 · 2 0

What the h*ll do you want?
Did your wife enjoy herself last night?
Do you smell pork?

2007-11-12 12:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Gaia 3 · 4 0

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