Does heat transfer paper like the ones used for t shirts work on wood?

Answer 1

No they don't. However you really dont need anything fancy to transfer a pattern onto wood.

Print out the design on a laser printer or copier and transfer it onto the wood with a dry iron at the highest setting.

Works like a charm.

Answer 2

No, you'd cook it before you could get the wood hot enough to hold onto it. But you can make decals or clear stickers that will work on wood. You can get clear sticker paper in office supply stores.
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