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My cat just did it to me yesterday. It's humiliating. I'm going to find a way to get him back.

2007-11-12 12:17:32 · 45 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

45 answers

Your cat and my cat must be from the same B*tch slapping litter...dam cats....

2007-11-12 12:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by I Love My Mustang 2 · 2 1

We used to have a cat and we called her the white ***** because one day my friend came over and he was saying how he didn't like cats and he was saying that about our cat. Then the next minute our cat went phycho and started scratching his arms arms meowing at him and she was pretty much ***** scrathing his arms in phycho frenzy. He ended up with some scars and some really big scratches on his arms. So from that day forth we named her the white *****. She was a nasty I tell you.

2007-11-12 16:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No but the other morning I woke up to find my ferret ready to jump off my bedpost and give me a flying elbow to the throat. I rolled over just in time....whew!

2007-11-12 12:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by feather girl 6 · 1 0

That's happened to me to...and I did get him back he's at some shelter right now haha now he'll know not to mess with me! lol jk...but really he is but that was a couple years ago so he could be dead..

2007-11-12 14:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by ★ Ðяєäмíŋg Ôυт Łøυ∂ ♥ 6 · 1 0

No, but I have had one lock on to my face like that thing from alien....Im not a big cat fan now....little fuzzy bastards

2007-11-12 12:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Griff 3 · 2 0

LMAO off dude. And, yes, by my parent's cats. But, it was more funny than anything else!

2007-11-12 12:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i knew a girl whose cat would smack me in the mouth everytime i whistled the andy griffith mayberry show theme song.

2007-11-12 13:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha how are you gonna get him back?! slap him back? haha no just give it dry food for a week and he'll eventually try to get your attention and he'll be fine

2007-11-12 12:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have been slapped by my cat after I hinted that it was fat..

2007-11-12 12:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Justin L 1 · 4 0

lol nope I haven't ever had that happen!

buy her dog food instead of cat food that'll teach her! lol

2007-11-12 12:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by in His image 6 · 2 0

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