accidentally pass a little gas while talking with someone(s), not miss a beat and just keep on talking like you heard absolutely nothing???
me either.
2007-11-12 11:50:37 · 15 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh Honey,
I would burst out laughing......at myself!
Peace.
2007-11-13 00:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gal goes into a jewelry store, she is looking at bracelets, and, she passes gas which happens to be loud and not too friendly on the nostrils. She stands up, looks around hoping that none of the other customers has detected, and worse of all, a sales clerk, just when she thinks the coast is clear, she turns around and to her amazement, a clerk is standing behind her. A little embarrased, she tries to play it off by asking how much the beautiful bracelet cost. The clerk, calm as a cucumber exclaims: "Well, if just looking at it makes you fart, you'll crap your pants when I tell you how much it will cost".
Thought you would get a laugh. Sometimes it's hard to be "cool" in the company of others especially if they aren't close friends. It can be embarrasing, but it is a bodily function that unfortunatly, we have no controll of. Just hope it doesn't happen too often. Take care, Good luck! Keep them tunes cranked!
2007-11-13 10:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by mikeaaron_1999 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time but it was a silent gas without the stench.
2007-11-13 08:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by zul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well actually, it's happened more than once but mostly, I like to go in the other room and fart LOUD. -wipe if needed and go back in with my eyes watering.
2007-11-12 19:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by ....... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but there`s an art to it.
2007-11-12 19:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
kind of, but it wasn't exactly an accident
2007-11-13 01:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! If I did that I would not be able to ignore it!
2007-11-12 20:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I HATE when that happens ---that is a yes ---I'm old !
2007-11-13 19:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Bemo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck yeh ahaha i always fart..it natural what can you do?
2007-11-12 19:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
almost every day
2007-11-12 19:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋