Can you say something to make me smile? I've had a hard day today.
2007-11-12 09:47:26 · 22 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just to make sure I don't get myself violated the bad way, I will email you and we can discuss getting me violated in the good way.
2007-11-12 12:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
not that funny but its true....yeh my daii suckd big time too && then arsenal had to go && win!!!!!!!
2007-11-12 09:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.flowgo.com/
I'm sorry you had a bad day. I like going to the site above. Something on there almost always makes me smile.
But if it doesn't make you smile, then just know that you're not alone, that everyone has their bad days and good days and just be thankful that you can live through the bad days so you can look forward to the good.
2007-11-12 09:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Courtney C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, a few months ago I had let my little dog- he is a Pomeranian outide to play and when I went to let him in I actually caught him trying to ummmmmm ROMANCE the neighbors cat! The look on that poor cats face was priceless! I laughed so hard i almost wet my panties!!!!! Poor cat.
2007-11-13 05:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is gross
I was eating an almond joy
I looked at it
I noticed they were like guys
Tough on the outside
Sweet on the inside
And have one big nut
EW I can't believe I thought of that lol
2007-11-12 09:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say cheese
say it
there you smiled
2007-11-12 09:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by D: 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what did the chicken say to me? A desprate guy needs a good laugh.Hey,if you wamt a laugh, look in the miri.HA HA HA!
2007-11-12 09:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by do da day! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me take u out to dinner babe, pick anything off the menu, and yes, u can have cheese on it.
lol
2007-11-12 09:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"something to make me smile"♥
2007-11-12 09:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Kim♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know! Are you blonde?
If you are then just stand up side down.
See, now you are smiling!
lol
♥D
2007-11-12 12:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋