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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
2007-11-12 07:58:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sorry did you have a question?
2007-11-12 08:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Bad_Kity 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
in the journey that your spouse has a phobia of hornets then you definitely'll superb eliminate them. call an exterminator or purchase some spray and discover somebody to do it. that's greater straightforward than residing in worry of them, isn't it? Hornets are not going to stalk human beings and that they gained't sting except they sense threatened. do no longer poke their domicile with a stick and odds are no person is going to get stung. And if somebody gets stung only look ahead to signs and symptoms of an allergic reaction (hives, nausea, concern respiration) wherein case get to a doctor yet you somewhat should not be stressful as much as you're.
2016-10-02 05:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by prindle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2007-11-12 08:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by tiggo 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Cute
2007-11-12 08:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbeesma 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is definitely worth telling my hubby when he gets home.
Thanks I needed a good laugh.
2007-11-12 08:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by winterpixie_13 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
2007-11-12 08:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah S 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
cute
2007-11-12 08:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by mjm52 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately, sad, but true.
2007-11-12 08:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You have too much free time. Get back to work or do your homework.
2007-11-12 08:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by box of rain 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
you wanna post on jokes.yahoo.com
Ya got the wrong site.
2007-11-12 08:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋