* At around 11AM, some worhtless reporter/toll rolls out of their filthy sleeping bag and logs on to the internet.
* After 5 minutes of animal porn, they log into Y!A.
* They search questions for "Buk"
* They start to drool on themselves.
* They have random, mostly retarded thoughts shoot through their muddled brain- ^Stupid dummy Buk^..^Thinks he's funny and stuff^..^I'll show them them!^..^My feets stink^
* After reading and not understanding The Buk Show, they hit the report button.
* The drool thickens, causing their lips to stick together.
* They scratch their head and their eyes cross.
* They crawl back into the sleeping bag for another 4 hours or so.
2007-11-12 05:40:30 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They work in shifts!
It's all been planned out.
They meet in secrecy in their leader's parent's basement to discuss the last episode of "24" and how to rid P&S of any of all things interesting.
We can't be having questions and answers that actually make you think or, God forbid, laugh!
What pathetic, meaningless lives they must lead!
2007-11-12 09:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I've seen them roll out of the dumpster next to the library, go in and log on to the library computer, and immediately report abuse on any Buk they see.
2007-11-12 09:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they're even moree pathetic than that!
Yes, they watch porn. But I'm certain it's not animal. I wouldn't be surprised if a troll was on "To Catch A Predator" sometime in the future...
2007-11-12 07:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know Buk i do not understand why some are so damn ignorant....there is not an ounce of smut in your buk show, i can not fathom why some find it so offensive, maybe change the title to show em Buk maybe this will throw them off a while, its disturbing to me really and i cant express enough how angry it makes me
2007-11-12 06:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's just jealousy Buk. Their feet stink and yours don't. That would cause anyone to feel inferior.
2007-11-12 06:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While I disagree with their tactics, Buk, I believe even homeless people wouldn't stoop that low.
2007-11-12 07:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably, although in my mind their envy has actually started manifesting itself onto their features (which weren't all that great to begin with) in the form of festering lesions and the drool you mentioned has become acidic, rotting their gums, their teeth, their tongues... And the strain that your guilelessness has put on their narrow minds has caused so much pressure that they have a perpetual squint... no wonder we call them trolls...
2007-11-12 06:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by drape_sylvan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the thoughts that you "quoted" are far too intellectually written. Those people probably just grunt in certain rhythms that translate loosely into communication. You know, like:
"Me hungry."
"Porn make tingly."
"Ugh! Feet stink."
2007-11-12 06:21:16 · answer #8 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm completely impressed and quite curious of what that is on your head there Buk.
2007-11-12 05:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yep, sounds about right.
Know what gets me??? Yahoo doesn't seem to actually review the reports to see if they're valid, they just send out notices on everything.
2007-11-12 06:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by bertd.geo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋