Write me a Limerick (2) !!!!?

Question

There once was a man named Don Juan

(This oughtta be good)

Answer 1

There once was a man named Don Juan
Who many fair maidens did con.
With charm he’d impress
To lift up a dress.
Their virtue he’d take then be gone.

Answer 2

There once was a man named Don Juan
who, had obvious issues, quite undone.
He actually converted to Catholic,
after switching from Gothic,
when he starting dating that nun.

Answer 3

There once was a man named Don Juan
A lover who'd leave them when done
As quick as a dash
Take a poke and thier cash
And to each left a present, a son!

Answer 4

There once was a man named Don Juan
Who’d seduce all the ladies then be gone
He had energy to spare
Could perform anywhere
Lucky me, meeting him, later on! Woo hoo!

Answer 5

There once was a man named Don Juan
Who put all of his thoughts in a song
When asked to desist
He was sorely missed
When his quick response was "So long".

Answer 6

Hen hung with a fellow named John..
They were joined at the hip..
And I bit my lip..
as they tried to mow the lawn!