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If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, you must have certain basic beliefs:
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to be against capital punishment (putting murderers to death) but support abortion (killing innocent unborn babies) on demand (federally funded of course.)
7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and that governments and unions create prosperity.
more here: http://www.e-thepeople.org/article/25023/view?viewtype=best&skip=40
2007-11-12 03:30:36 · 13 answers · asked by ♪ 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
It is a joke I came across people :)
I'm probably best described as a libertarian, although I can't really even call myself that!
2007-11-12 03:57:24 · update #1
I think so Jason... I just copied it from a website I happened upon this morning. It made me wonder...and smile
2007-11-12 03:58:34 · update #2
JinJu: #19 hits the nail on the head, doesn't it?
2007-11-12 03:59:30 · update #3
Michelle:
You captured the democratic party essence very well:
"People should not do for themselves what the government can do."
Also, killing preborn children is a religion for democrats. If an office holder does not subscribe to this murderous policy, he will not go anywhere with the demon-crats.
Thanks for a great summary.
Jin Ju
2007-11-12 03:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by JinJu 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Hillary became consistently my first determination on the Democratic part. And McCain became consistently my first determination on the Republican part; he became the least conservative Republican. nevertheless the Democratic social gathering feels we can merely get on the Obama bandwagon. The Obama supporters like to let us know how uneducated and bitter we are. And why shouldn’t we be bitter, our candidate has been cheated out of FL and MI votes, and the alternative of a revote. Our candidate has been counted out till now each and all the votes have been solid. i think of many every physique is unwell of ways the Democratic social gathering dealt with us, and how the media portrays us. If we don’t vote for Obama we are called racists, properly I wont be manipulated for vote casting for a “green” unqualified, green, racist, anti-American.
2016-12-16 06:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a blind fold 24 hours a day and think all the problems will go away with good thoughts and wishes! Why not just be a great American instead?
2007-11-12 05:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by J.C. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If there is going to be a funny list to try and make fun of democrats, at least have it makes sense and actually comment on real democratic ideas.
Where did that art from federal funding come from. Art has never been a political issue as far as I can remember, and I've never heard one democrat say anything that had art and federal funding in the same paragraph.
2007-11-12 03:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Who are you to make up rules. Good Democrat is an Oxymoron!! Get your head out of your A.. and try to become a Good American, whatever your beliefs are.
I suspect you already know this but targeting anyone as an enemy is prejudice although in this case not racial.
2007-11-12 03:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mike M 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
To be a good Democrat you must:
1. Vote
2. Give money to the party.
3. Volunteer for the party and the candidates.
Learn to put up with crank cases like certain people on this board who post questions like indictments, with patience, and feel sorry for them.
Oh, and as for technology in the hands of the Chinese, may I remind you that YOUR president elected by YOUR party has sold America to the Chinese in DEBT 1,000,000,000,000 times over!
They don't need our technology! YOUR president has already made us very financially vulnerable to them. They could destroy us by demanding payment on all our debt tomorrow.
Your party's policies are short sighted and FOOLISH. I think you sense that and that's why you strike out at all Democrats.
2007-11-12 03:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
You have to believe that $80,000 per year is a "poor" salary and a 25 year old is a child.
2007-11-12 03:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo Answer Angel 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
And...believe that Karl Marx is your lord and savior.
2007-11-12 04:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You also have to want to take money out of my paycheck to pay for your expenses.
2007-11-12 03:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by negaduck 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That is terrific! Can I use this for my blog page?
2007-11-12 03:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by One eyed pirate 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋