Can you write me a limirick?

Question

Here's the first line:

There once was a bonny young lady....

Take it away! LOL

Here's a sample for you! LOL

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

LOL - wow, great job everyone! That was a toughy too with not much to rhyme "lady" with!

Answer 1

There once was a bonny young lady,
who adored Jan, Cindy and Marcia Brady.
She tried liking Peter,
but found girls were neater,
except for Alice, who is eighty.

Answer 2

There once was a bonny young lady
fell in love with Brucy O'Grady
but Brucy was Lucy
the lady wasn't choosy
as they met in a club that was shady.

Answer 3

There once was a bonny young lady..

Who pranced around the park
with bows and red ribbons she
rang with delight her merry bell
to get all her lovers delights making
pies and tarts for their stomachs desires.

lol.

Answer 4

There once was a bonny young lady
Whose name was Elizabeth Brady
She danced down the street
While tapping her feet
Thus many remarked she was shady

Answer 5

There once was a bonny young lady
by name of Ramona O'Grady
She never had money
for this little bunny
would spend every dollar each payday

Answer 6

There once was a bonny young lady,
Who beneath all that charm was quite shady
A bit touched in he head
No one ever her wed
Old and senile is now that maid Sadie.

Answer 7

There once was a bonny young lady,
A muse, who confused and bedazed me
To write this wee ditty
I hope she finds witty.
If not, I will ever dismayed be.

Answer 8

there once was a bonny young lady
who always for action was ready
she dragged into bed
every male, except
poor laddie with whom she went steady

Answer 9

Her eyes looked rather shady...
She walked with a limp...
and we called a gimp...
But she cooked like Carol Brady!