Seriously, they are trying to trim Santa down. Don't be surprised to find Santa with gaunt cheeks and a trim V-line in future.
Apparently, Santa doesn't project a good image anymore.
Poor Santa.
Just know we love you through thick and thin Santa!!!!
2007-11-12 01:33:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
If I end up fatter than Santa, that's it, I quit...
No religion in school, no saluting the flag and now Santa doing Jenny Craig?
Yup, I quit.
2007-11-12 14:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by SecundzNotis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before and actually read an article about it.
Its amazing what Madison Avenue, middle-management suck ups, with little to do and loads of time on their hands can think up. Or upper middle class white women who make a hobby of being offended and over-thinking everything.
I can actually see a bunch of ad people sitting around a table discussing this or rich white women talking during the break between botox and pilates, and actually taking themselves seriously.
What a bunch of butt-heads.
2007-11-12 02:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jonny B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not as much. Santa is supposed to have a jolly belly. It's been that way forever. Many people have grown up with that tradition. They can't change it now!
2007-11-12 01:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 05:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I love my chubby Santa!
2007-11-12 04:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love santa how he is!! Why change him :(
We all have great memories of him like that (even though he's not real) :(
2007-11-12 01:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would!! i mean he will still portrait the same image to me.. am 23 and knowing BY FACT that he doesnt exist doesnt change anything to me...
SANTA IS SANTA....
2007-11-12 01:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by JH 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am about sick and tired of people changing what they want of Christmas. I have had enough. Christmas is Christmas. freaking people deal with it.
Santa should be big. That is how we fell in love with him.
Makes me sick with all this PC- ness.
2007-11-12 01:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by Evey 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Won't be the same cuddly, fun ,loving person any more.He is
or was supposed to reflect the bountifulness of the season.
2007-11-12 01:46:44 · answer #9 · answered by HELEN LOOKING4 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no santa is better big...its part of his charm...plus the fat layer keeps him warm when he delivers presents in those freezing temps. and mrs. clause likes to feed her man well!
2007-11-12 01:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Sophster 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋