A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop”.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!
2007-11-10 22:03:08 · 17 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Naughty Ghanouge :D ,
If I marry one of these girls , she will tell her mum :
"Nescafe, Rothmans and SAA" :P
2007-11-11 00:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Reikominder 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-29 00:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremel classic, its pretty good
damm arabs have sme sense of humor!(Not being racial BTW)
Thats somethng good about this cateogry u can post any question u want and asnwer em
Love Lebanon
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2007-11-10 22:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by BUSH/ISRAEL =warcriminal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ghina!! Here you are misbehaving AGAIN!! Posting jokes "from the belt down"... How many times do I have to tell you that there are little angel girls here that would be shocked!! What do I do with you??? U deserve a punishment.
2007-11-11 08:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Bélier 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha, thats the first time I've heard that joke, its hilarious.
2007-11-11 02:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It might be a classic, but I never heard it before, it was so funny I snorted while drinking my coffee, roflmao!
2007-11-11 00:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by Shari 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did she really mean SAA? Maybe she meant to say SSS... Oh but they're roughly the same.
2007-11-11 01:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Silky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was too embarrassing for me to read lol
PS:I aint sending no one a postcard haha
2007-11-11 01:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
what would your mother say Ghina?? would she laugh like the rest of us or pray your not trying to tell her something. lol
2007-11-11 10:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by Nadia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol that was so funny! Lol@reiko! Take care.
2007-11-11 03:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋