Three stoned men called a cab!
The cab driver knew that they were stoned, so he told them to enter the taxi, the driver turned on the ignition key and then immediately turned it off and said "we arrived to your destination"
the first stoned man paid the taxi driver
the second stoned man said thanks
the third stoned man, got out of the cab, went to the driver, and slapped him on the face, and said to the cab driver " Don't you dare to speed next time!!!!!!"
2007-11-10 17:56:18 · 10 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
HEY!!, give me some credit here!!, i translated this from arabic to english!!
2007-11-10 18:13:55 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHA! HO HO HEE HEE heh heh (Hak cough wheeze!) STOP! Your killing me! That was so funny I nearly smurfed my entire nosefull of cocain all over the deranged transexual hooker I was trying to sell watermelons to. Oh Ghina, don't listen to everyone else, they're full of dookie if they didn't like that joke! I think you have missed your calling in life as a stand up comedienne. "Don't you dare speed next time!" that was really funny! I like it anyway...
Oh and I think drug addicts are some of the nicest friendliest people in the whole world when you're giving them drugs, but when you don't have any drugs for them they wouldn't walk across the street to pee on your head if your hair was on fire.
2007-11-10 19:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am with the first answerer. This is not a good joke. Out of all the drug addicts, stoners are the least violent.
2007-11-11 02:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by deirdrezz 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm. Ok, I get it. The laughter will come, soon, I'm sure of it, Just wait here for it, okay?
2007-11-11 08:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Shari 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well don't listen to THOSE two. You know who I mean. They're jealous. Your jokes are great habibi!! It's nice to see u. How was your trip?
2007-11-11 09:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bélier 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Lol it was really funny. Take care.
2007-11-11 04:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the best you got us taza from Lebanon?
2007-11-11 02:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
i think a drug addict could make a better joke then that
2007-11-11 02:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by raskochesslnikov 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ghanouge, they aren't getting any better !!
2007-11-11 02:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
what ever your on, you should seek treatment
2007-11-11 02:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-11-11 02:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kalooka 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋