i have several:
mawwige is wwat bwings ushf togefa todawy. and wuv, twoou wuav, ... you get the point,
"stop that rhyming and i mean it!"
"anybody want a peanut?"
and then that whole scene at the miracle worker shop is 100% funny lines
2007-11-10 16:34:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death. Westley: No. To the pain. Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it. Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Prince Humperdinck: I think your bluffing. Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince] Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
2016-05-29 04:14:07
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answer #2
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answered by ? 3
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....You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!....
2007-11-14 16:28:17
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answer #3
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answered by LORD Z 7
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Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
hehehe
2007-11-10 16:44:57
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answer #4
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answered by OzDonna 4
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Inconceivable!
2007-11-10 16:53:20
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answered by Sassy Shih Tzu 5
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as you wish<3
2007-11-10 16:36:33
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answered by daiseydoodle77 1
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Goodbye, boys!! Have fun storming the castle!!!
2007-11-10 16:49:07
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answered by pcewert 1
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My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.
2007-11-10 16:33:31
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answered by sammy1980 3
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, now prepare to die.
2007-11-10 16:32:59
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answer #9
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answered by tazwert 1
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"I don't even have to exercise" - Andre the Giant
"It'll take a miracle" - Billy Crystal (or was that his wife?)
2007-11-10 16:35:09
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answered by tom4bucs 7
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