at this club thingie...it was creepy >.>...and he was drinking too!
what does santa really do??
gee...it would be akward if he was working at a strip club O.O
*snort* LOL
2007-11-10 16:22:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll tell you a secret few people know. Santa Claus is actually-----
Ron Popeil !!!
Yes, it's true!
In the off season he has his elves make all that stuff you see in the informercials.
Rediculous you say.
I have proof.
Have you ever seen Ron and Santa together?
NO?
Ah-ha!!
That's because they're the same person.
Ron puts on a phony beard and a fat suit.
Voila, Santa Claus.
How do you think Santa pays for all the toys?
It's all the profits from pasta machines, rotisseries and spray-on hair.
2007-11-11 16:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me cursing is the end result or action of a few form of capacity over somebody,as a spell. Cussing is a curse directed at some one,or a wierd perverse person or creature... swearing is to utter profanity's or to sear in a oath. So I ought to bypass with swearing as i became taught it became observed as and defined...
2016-10-02 02:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, the guy you saw wasn't Santa. Santa usually helps the elves with the toys. I should know. I know Santa personally.
2007-11-10 16:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sothe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I'm Santa. and I'm down in florida the rest of the year keeping warm. it's too darn cold up there.
and no.. i'm not working at a strip club.. but i do go to see the dancers.
2007-11-10 16:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He does what any normal man does on vacation.............he goes to Las Vegas..loses $8,000 and drowns his sorrows with shots of vodka while having some girl named "Cinnamon" giving him a lap dance for $20 at the Spearamint Rhino, telling him she is just stripping and giving lap dances to pay for her tuition.
personally i think the dude deserves that after all the hard work he does for us in one night!
much love to santa!
2007-11-10 16:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Trite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe you. I'm one of the 50 people a day who swear they saw Elvis crossing the street.
2007-11-11 20:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Yabran Tariga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. That was his evil twin. The real santa maked toys all year with elves.
2007-11-11 08:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by ☮♫♥Curious Alice♥♫☮ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And here i thought he was making toys all year! Santa.. you dissappoint me..*sigh* lol
2007-11-10 16:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thinks up more fake stories to tell about himself lol.
2007-11-11 03:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could be doing the gift wrapping of the presences that he delivers on Christmas
2007-11-10 17:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by mackie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋