2007-11-10 15:11:32 · 46 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
talk about your ex
2007-11-10 15:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Emily! 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Have sex on the first the date, this was the first thing that came to mind. Sorry, I grew up in the 1960s.
We were the "free love" generation.
2007-11-10 16:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never sit and talk about your ex's or how many people u have slept with. Dont ask him about his past bed fellows either! Keep the conversation light- like on his hobbies, his job, and family things. Men love to talk about them selves and so do women so it always works well! DONT talk about religion or politics cuz that will cause a fight each and every time!!!! Dont talk about committment or marriage or babies! That will scare him to death and he will run as fast as he can!
2007-11-10 15:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1.go below the neckline for any reason!
2. fart loudly
3. cuss profusely
4. forget to wear a bra
5. wear stained tacky clothes and torn up shoes
6. blacken out your front teeth
7. chew tobacco and spit
8. tell your whole life story (esp the really boring parts, elaborating on the negatives, and discussing your terrible exes...lol)
9. dont brush your hair
10. forget to brush your teeth for a week prior to the date
11. dress like michael jackson and moon walk into the restaurant and when you get to the table, grab yourself and say, "HEEHEE" in a really sissy voice
12. trade prison stories
2007-11-10 18:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by JEN 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take her by your parents house and introduce her as your future ex wife! (that will put a damper on things quickly!),
Tell her that she looks like "hearty frontier stock",
Invite her over to retile the bathroom,
Call other girls all evening,
Hit on the wairess,
Tell her your children aren't home because they are in reform school,
Ask her where she is going to take you on your next date,
Stop by the hospital because you like the food,
Ask if you can bring some buddies next time,
Ask if can bring your wife next time,
Grab her plate of food as soon as it comes and tell her that you are going to ration it out to her,
Tell her that you are going somewhere cheap because she looks like a big eater,
Sing her a medley of Barry Manilow hits,
Tell her that you believe that Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, and Bigfoot are still alive and living on another planet.
2007-11-10 23:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask the girl if she's really gonna eat all that.
Tell the guy that he reminds you a lot of his brother.
Ask either to have their best friends to call you.
2007-11-11 09:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perform oral sex on a statue....
exclaim "Oh! I think I just came!"
Slap/Spank your own *** and say, Oh yeah baby, I love it when you take me out!
Scream and run in a circle around your date saying Goodie goodie gum drops! Your going to get laid!
I have a million
2007-11-10 20:13:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
talk to other dating
2007-11-10 19:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by ruth_arsenal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce him formally to your parents and siblings.
Spend the whole time complaining about your job.
Talk too much and not listen.
Go to a very expensive restaurant.
2007-11-10 15:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I haven't been on a date in almost 2 years...How should i know!
2007-11-10 15:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Take out your false teeth and start cleaning them at the dinner table.
2007-11-10 15:54:00 · answer #11 · answered by Laughing with you not at you 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋