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Run around naked outside with 50 metal forks glued to your body.

2007-11-10 14:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10 0

Run around outside waving a broken umbrella with exposed spokes at the lightening, which a neighbor boy did once. I kept telling him to go inside. He displayed every bit as much sense as a box of rocks.

2007-11-10 15:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stand out in the open, go swimming, stand by a lightening rod, stand by anything metal.

2007-11-10 15:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Shrew 6 · 0 0

Do not use your cellphone!plz never , do not see up the sky , so that you make your eyes visible to the lightening . Do not keep your television switched on .Do not stand under the tree , especially dense and short trees , especially when it is raining and the tree is wet .

2007-11-10 19:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by sandy 2 · 0 0

Stay out on the golf course.

Little known fact.....If, in fact, you are in the middle of a round of golf and can't get off the course, here's what to do. Head out to the nearest fairway and hold a #1 iron over your head. As everybody knows, not even God Himself can hit a 1-iron....you'll be OK.

2007-11-10 15:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1 0

I like to run outside with a wife beater t-shirt, no bra and undies with an ipod attached to the side...havent been kilt yet...allthough the neighbor has been gawking at me in his boxers a few times...I noticed a bulge, should I be scared?

2007-11-10 20:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stay away from your indoor plumbing. No washing of dishes, no showering....etc. Your plumbing is an excellent conduit for lightening. Be advised!

2007-11-10 14:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by Chaz 6 · 2 0

Stand on top of a skyscraper holding a large metal pole

2007-11-10 14:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by ʎʇɐʞ 6 · 1 0

Stand on the roof of your house with a fencing sword aimed at the sky.

2007-11-10 14:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by ǝןqɐʇdǝɔɔɐun ʎןןɐıɔos 5 · 1 0

Run across the 6th green with my 5 iron above my head.

2007-11-10 14:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 1 0

stand on a football field, my cheer squad was practicing before a lightning storm and our hair stood up, that's how me knew to get of the field.

2007-11-10 14:36:12 · answer #11 · answered by lalaveg03 1 · 1 0

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