How about this one? There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza, Dear Liza?

Question

How many verses can you come up with this song?

When I heard it Liza was married to Georgie ... hahahaha !!!!

Ohhhh .... I guess it was Henry !!! I married Georgie !!! lol

Thanks Wick !!!! I watched Dean all the time !!! I saw that very show with George Gobel !!!! You are such a Dear !!! That was hilarious !!!! Oh I have been in Utube all this time !!

Answer 1

Mend the hole then dear Georgie, dear Georgie,
mend the hole then dear Georgie dear Georgie mend the hole.

With what shall I mend it dear Liza, dear Liza,
with what .......................................

With a straw dear Georgie, dear Georgie .........

If the straw be too long dear Liza, dear Liza ..........

Cut the straw then dear Georgie ..............

With what shall I cut it dear LIza .............

With a knife then dear Georgie .............
with a knife cut the straw

If the knife be too dull dear LIa...............
dear Liza too dull

Whet the knife then dear Georgie...............
dear Georgie whet the knife

With what shall I whet it dear LIza.........

With water dear Georgie............

In what shall I fetch it dear LIza................
in what

It the bucket dear Georgie dear Georgie
in the bucket dear Georgie dear Georgie
in the bucket



But t h e r e 's a h o l e in t h e b u c k e t
d e a r L i z a a h o l e.

Answer 2

Harry Belfonte and Odette sang this on one of his live albums in the 50's... It is a circular song, know all the verses, and all logically lead back to the beginning...making an idiot of the first responder. ... sort of like some comedy does.

Answer 3

Will fix it dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry will fix it dear henry dear henry fix it.

With what shall I fix it dear liza dear Liza, with what shall I fix it dear Liza with what

I remember that song when I was a kid

Answer 4

Listen to this, I think you'll smile one of yer purty smiles Plum:

EDIT -- I have to say, Henry is NOT a person you want helping you with anything.

Answer 5

I sat and thought but came up with very little until I read what Chris wrote. I must say nice, very nice!!! He/She gets my vote!!

Answer 6

that was a great question and the answers were awesome. once again wickwire has outdone himself. applause

Answer 7

Chris nailed it and Wickwire brought it home. You go guys.

Answer 8

Chris M answered all of it!!!II This was a lost memory!
Juju.

Answer 9

Fun Plum! lol!

Answer 10

There's a Hole in the Bucket
Traditional




(Boys)
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

(Girls)
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

So cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it!

With what should I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

Use the hatchet, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use the hatchet, dear Henry, the hatchet.

But the hatchet's too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The hatchet's too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

So, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?

Use the stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use the stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, the stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

So wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.

With what should I carry it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I carry it dear Liza, with what?

Use the bucket dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, the bucket!

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.