Iffin yew were ta tawk wit....?

Question

any o these yer fine folk bout whars a fella find a spot ta res an ponder thways a the world wut yew thank theyd say?

Answer 1

I have a nice soft bed just built for two Billy Joe.

Care to join me?

Answer 2

If you were to talk with?

any of these here fine folks about where a follow find a spot to rest and ponder the ways of the world

What you think they would say?

hardtruck: official hillybilly translator

Answer 3

Shucks, yew kin ponder the worlds problems when yew sit on that potty in the marnin. Its easy, an it wont take much outa ya.,. And it will take a load off your mind.

Answer 4

Billy Joe, this little ol' gal would tell ya ta come on down ta GA...an' I'd take ya on down ta the Ogeechee, whar ya could spend a lazee day on her banks. Bring the jug o' shine...jist in case ya gets a little thirsty...an' in case ya needs to crak it over the head of a nosey ol' gator or two. Ate me some gator tail tonite...much tastier than possum or squirrel eny ol' day!

Answer 5

Hows about yew come down by the ol' fishin spot and relax by fishin away yer troubles, k?

Answer 6

Ya sur is gittin deep on use country folks here. If ya got a hankerin' to ponder, then git ya self down there at possm crick and watch the critters goin' by and ya'll learn a hole lot.

Answer 7

Ah ben thankin thayd ses dis worl goen ta hades n a hanbaskit.

Answer 8

I'd tell em to sit a spell under a tray way out yonder and thank.

Answer 9

I'm thinking you all must teach your Brazilian friend here how to speak like that, so I can join the fun :)

Answer 10

Y'all bin readin' that Huckberry Finn ain't ya, he's a ponderin'

Either that or y'all catchin' catfish in the pond.