How do you know you've had one too many drinks?

Answer 1

when I'm laying on a cold bathroom floor.
no joke, I don't know when to stop, thats why I make it a personal rule to only drink 2 drinks=)

Answer 2

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a Whisky shot. He emptied the drink and peeped into his shirt pocket, then he asked the bartender for another shot. Again, he emptied the drink and peeped into his shirt pocket. He kept doing this, 3, 4, 5 shots. The bartender was curious and so he asked the man why he kept peeping into his pocket after each drink. The man answered, "There is a picture of my wife in my pocket, when she starting to look good, I know I have enough drinks and time to go home."

Answer 3

Why is it always just ONE too many? I'd say if your on the computer asking how you know you've had one too many....your there my friend!

Answer 4

I start stumbling around and slurring when I talk.

Or jumping on a mattress someone threw out their apartment window. I did that once in college :)

Answer 5

When you star talking and not making any kind of sense what so ever. And you throw up and start acting different and be more free than usual.

Answer 6

people get real irritable and usually take a wild swing at me. had to give up the night life. everybody was just too damn jealous of all the fun i was having.

Answer 7

When I become dyslexic. I swear that road sign said POTS, DLEIY? What does that mean? And I started sayin my words in the incorrect order. YOU?

Answer 8

When my speech starts slurring, I call it quits.

Of course all too often the people I'm with are too plastered to be able to tell if I'm slurring yet...

Answer 9

One drink is too many for me.
When my head feels like it is spinning

Answer 10

When I wake up the next morning