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Just for fun!!! As a creative outlet for you and some fun reading for me and whoever else may see this!!!

2007-11-10 09:50:44 · 4 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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LOVE IS PRICELESS, BUT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S MASTERCARD

They say that opposites attract
But, old cliches aside
Sometimes there can be harmony
When different worlds collide

He didn't like her scrutiny
Or cynical critique
He thought she was a new age gal
She thought he was antique

She was a forward thinker
And a fervent feminist
While he relived the good ol' days
And loved to reminisce

It seemed their only common ground
Was that they both loved money
So she laughed at his tired jokes
And told him they were funny

Even though his pate was bald
And fringed with hair of gray
He loved to look at pretty girls
He'd always been that way

When he made his millions
A toupee he had donned
He got a red convertible
Then added a young blonde

They eloped one afternoon
Exchanged vows, rings and kisses
Then returned to his estate
Old mister and young missus

He got himself a trophy wife
She got a spending spree for life
She had a means to a fine end
He was the envy of his friends

And so, it wasn't a bad trade
They both would get their thrill
Since he had one foot in the grave
And she was in the will.

2007-11-10 13:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rikki 6 · 4 0

She was new age spiritual,
Meditation filled her time.
He was more traditional,
His prayers the old fashioned kind.
She liked new age music
With nature intertwined.
For him it was Roy Orbison,
The Big Bopper, and those times.
She was in to channeling,
He liked channel 9,
She studied holistic health,
Crop circle, UFOs.
He clipped coupons endlessly
Yeah!!! 50 cents off oreos!!
Phenomena around the world
Were always on her mind.
He was mainly interested
In finding old rare dimes.
But when old school met new age,
Still the sparks did fly.
Her new age view could not prevent
Falling for a fuddy-duddy guy.

2007-11-10 23:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2 0

Roses are red
Violets are ochre
We've nothing in common
So I've moved to majorca.......

2007-11-10 19:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Blood Makes Noise 6 · 2 0

Silva....Sorry....Close without me....I have over-extended myself. I apologize.

2007-11-11 13:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1 0

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