Just curious & bored.. wanna laugh.. ♥
2007-11-10 09:36:40 · 6 answers · asked by -->TeXas<-- 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
How many blonde jokes are out there?
None, they're all true!
2007-11-10 10:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
this lady walks into this carpet store, she sees a fabric she likes so she walks over to it when she bends to touch it she farts, she look around the store and sees the clerk behinde the counter she says to herself, gee i hope no one heard that, she picks the rug up and brings it over to the cleark and the lady say,"Excuse me sir how much is this rug," and the clerk says,"Lady you farted when you touched the rug your ganna **** your pants when i tell you the price"
2007-11-10 19:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Elf_Hater 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are gay guy couple and a lesbian couple and the house is on fire which one gets out first? The gay guy couple they already got there **** packed.
2007-11-10 18:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by maddie 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You got those yellow page lips...
Ya know... reach out and touch someone.
2007-11-10 18:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by chris_cody_allen 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
WTF?
why would you say that?
about the black people.
you stupid racist amimal.
thats not even funny, thats just SICKK!!!
you really shouldnt being saying crap like that!
you disgust me!!
whore.
2007-11-10 18:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 6⤋
lol.. none? haha
2007-11-11 18:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋