As usual I'll get socks (Santa hates me) :-(
2007-11-10 08:51:52 · 33 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm hoping Santa brings me Looney Tunes Golden Collection Volume 5.
2007-11-10 08:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Grand Poobah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, yes, socks and undies ..... Santa, or mom&dad are good for that! LOL but i don't mind.
*thinks* erm..... i think Santa hates me as well. He doesn't even give me coal anymore; I've even been blacklisted from the 'naughty list' at the North Pole. Santa says i'm a sarcastic little Biotch with a very warped sense of humour. This year, i think i'm getting a letter from his attorney; earlier this year I had a disagreement with one of the elves. i forgot to use the politically correct phrase 'little person' and called him a freakishly scary and macabe little troll resembling a nighmare out of the 'Three Billygoats Gruff'.
My career advisor and PR spokesman said it would be good if i went to rehab and got 'therapy' for my statements, as is the popular thing nowadays in Hollywood, but i reminded her that not only am i not in that business, but i also don't care if i offend people..... AND..... besides he started it.
I also called Santa a scary perverted fat pig in need of a shower. Needless to say, I've pissed of both Santa & Mrs. Claus who sent out a dispatch of elves to hunt me down. So there will be no gifts from Santa this year, but it's okay, i'm not even going to bake him cookies, so there! ♥
Btw..... if you are in need of a sarcastic comment or two to be used as an insult, LOL, let me know, i'm sure i can pen a little something for you. ROFL.
2007-11-10 09:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Don't Know What I Want From My Mum && Dad
But My Best Frend Is Buying Me Rice
I Love Uncle Ben's Microwavable Rice Lmao
2007-11-10 08:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yodelers, Saint Nicolas & the Whipping Father on a donkey. I know strange customs here...but fun. Oh yes! Hot Spiced wine and Marroni(roasted chestnuts). Gotta love it.
2007-11-10 08:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by kick it 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wants to buy me another car but I like the one I have so I told him I want a swing in my bedroom!
Santa will like that since he is my husband!
2007-11-10 08:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa lets me sit on his lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up. I am guessing house shoes again.
2007-11-10 10:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will bring me a Wii. Yup that's right. A Wii. Sjo santa. Bring me a wii. I"m nice, not naughty.
2007-11-10 08:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥§♥§♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happiness & love <3
2007-11-10 08:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it should be coming out of his pay check... wink wink... so maybe an electric scooter, a wii..... Just kidding maybe just some nice cloths and a book! But I was not kidding about the scooter, just the Wii!
2007-11-10 08:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ski trip to Okemo. Woo!
I'm santa, and I don't hate you!
2007-11-10 08:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋