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The real Maltese Falcon. The lost Leonardo ("The Battle of Anghiari"). Originals of the first Superman and Batman comics in mint condition. Souvenirs from Gone with the Wind, including incendiary love letters written by Vivian Leigh, Olivia de Haviland and Clark Gable (wouldn't you like to know who was writing who). Souvenirs from The Wizard of Oz, including lots of naughty munchkin photos. Black-market food stamps. Evidence that Marvin Gaye was Uncle M's love child. The history of Uncle M's escape from Nazi Germany, together with mysterious secret papers, mathematical formulas, correspondence with Einstein and Queen Elizabeth and cunning mechanical devices (could it be, possibly, something to do with the splitting of the atom in January of 1939?! Or the first jet rocket flight?! Uncle Moredecai, what were you up to!!!). a hidden portable wireless, books in German, ancient books on the occult, top secret codes (oh, the horror, was Uncle Mordecai a spy and sabateur for the Germans??!! Or was he working for the Allies??!) Why was the storage space sealed in 1939?! What are those mysterious stains? You just happen to be a forensic scientist, so you spray luminal and surprise, discover secret occult symbols written all over the inside of the room, in blood! Or possibly the words "or what" written over and over again with a TM symbol, clearly the product of a deranged mind . . .

2007-11-10 23:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

1)His scandalous diary, in which i'll get to know:
--->how my parents met
--->how my grandparents were (never met them)
--->that promiscuity just runs in the blood

2)His great will, in which i'll inherit:
--->All his possessions
--->A real treasure map
--->A huge mansion in a countryfarm
--->Half of the Hilton empire, so that i can show to Paris Hilton that she's not the only boss here. Apparently, Uncle Mordecai's will told me that my late grandma had an affair with Paris's grandpa which results in my mom. So basically i have the same rights over Hilton, just as much as Paris does! Haha

2007-11-10 21:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 4 0

Tyler Durden.

2007-11-10 15:11:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Real stock share certificates in the following companies:

Coca-Cola
IBM
Toyota

Cha-ching...LOL!

Thanks Uncle Morty!!!

2007-11-10 15:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by RacerX 4 · 3 0

Newspapers.I love to read about history concerning WWII.Or currency from that era.Do you know how much that would be worth now?Maybe a statement saying he owns some company(Dr. Pepper,etc.)

2007-11-10 15:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

A vintage motor vehicle

2007-11-10 17:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1 0

The contain a pair of polish sausages.....maybe Kielbasas.

2007-11-10 19:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 1 0

Film of the French moon landing, now that would really piss off the good ole boys.

2007-11-10 19:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Farnsworth's TV set. Worth a mint if it still works.

2007-11-10 15:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by Fr. Al 6 · 1 0

The spear of destiny or the holy lance.

2007-11-10 17:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Crashovdr 4 · 1 0

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