yes, I know this is the wrong site...anyway, would the jehovah witnesses liked if we knocked on their doors at 7. am. to discuss something we liked..
When you knock on the jehovah witnesses doors what will you talk about for a trillion hours? I would discuss Anime and Video Games.
2007-11-10 06:51:59 · 15 answers · asked by DeCaying_Roses 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm sure giving them a taste of their own medicine would do wonders
2007-11-10 06:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
A typical Jehovah's Witness would likely dislike knocks on his door at 7 a.m., which is why Jehovah's Witnesses do not knock on anyone's door so early.
In most parts of the United States, each congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses has a daily "meeting for field service" at either 9:am or 9:30am. They discuss a daily text, review a few points concerning the ministry, assign partners and territories, and then pray for holy spirit. In most places, Witnesses approach their first doors at either 9:30am or 10:am.
The United States branch office of Jehovah's Witnesses recommends that local congregations do not plan to call at homes earlier than 9:am, unless there is a prior appointment. When unhappy householders complain that "Jehovah's Witnesses" call at unreasonable times of the day, the householders should perhaps ask themselves exactly why they believe it must have been genuine Witnesses who knocked or rang the doorbell.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.ca/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-11-10 09:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They are telling about their religion, and therefore think it is right to wake people up to save them. I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, but I understand and respect what they do. It takes a lot of courage to knock on people's doors and tell them about your faith.
If I were to knock on one's door I would discuss llamas and Chuck Norris
2007-11-10 06:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Broken Doll 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would knock on the door, and say "Hello we are the Jehovah's Witnesses. Would you mind if we came in and had a couple drinks with you? Then we can pray."
cuz they dont do either of those. therefore, its funny
2007-11-10 06:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Cat 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Buddhism
Or Evolution.
2007-11-10 07:00:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would discuss the differences between hardcore music and rock and roll
2007-11-10 06:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Early birds get the worm and save your soul from eternal damnation. You go to church early though don't you? Why not door to door preach for those who can't make it.
2007-11-10 07:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by twiggysrevenge 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Next time answer the door naked, that usually scares them off.
2007-11-10 07:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. Don't they realize, how annoying they are?
I heard a comedian talking about flashing them, maybe we should go there and flash them.
2007-11-10 06:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i would discuse the world of buffy the vampire slayer or just the world of vampires
2007-11-10 07:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by FrozenFlowers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋