I, by the request of some of my female employees, had a couch installed in the womens bathroom area. It turns out that many of my employees used it for purposes not related to simply sitting. At least that is my assumption. Now I have several employees complaining that they have comtracted crabs from the couch. Now they want time off and company paid medical bills to "solve" the problem. I have already removed the couch, under protest from some of them, and have installed sanitary wipe stations. But I just don't think that my company should have to pay for wanton transfer of genital lice.
2007-11-10 01:21:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
What types of crabs are they catching, Dungeness, Alaskan King, Hermit, Red Rock? Set out some traps and see if you can lure them in. There may be a limit to how many crabs you are allowed according to your state.
2007-11-10 02:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-06 11:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if their job requires them to have sex!!!
If they get it fooling around on the couch, and the fact that they even have crabs, seems to me like you should can them for being "public health hazards".
I would tell them "get lost" and if they want to pursue the issue, let them stand up in court and embarrass themselves.
Besides, you don't need time off, and lots of money to cure the problem!
P.S. KEEP THE COUCH OUT OF THE ROOM. You don't see them in mens rooms, and men are not allowed to "go lay down" due to monthly biological problems). They want equality, they can be like men and STAND UP!!
2007-11-10 01:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sgt Big Red 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree. What the heck is happening on that couch? I think it more likely that they caught the crabs from the toilet seat. I can only see it being work related if you are in the movie industry. (especially porn).
2007-11-10 01:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that you are responsible for your employees getting the crabs, period! They could have gotten them off a toilet seat, would that make you responsible? I think not!
2007-11-10 01:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is for real, I think you should dock 'em for shtupping on company time! You can't get crabs from a couch. You get 'em from a crotch!
2007-11-10 01:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should get a bunch of chimpanzees to groom your employees crotch . You know how thorough those chimps can be pickin' off the parasites from one another
2007-11-11 13:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging by your questions the company you run seems quite a horrible place! it's a miracle you still can handle it
2007-11-12 12:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lady of the Lowlands 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they should sue your ***.
2007-11-10 01:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋