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As an Englishman and owner of many US based companies I really must ask this.I am a great drinker, usually downing 20+ pints of Stella strong lager every night, but as I stagger home i usually feel a little sick.In my opinion there is nothing worse than seeing puke in the streets the morning after, so I tend to puke into people gardens.Recently i have taken this a little further and I now have a trail of plant pots in people gardens that i have puked in.
I think I am being responsible for not making a mess

2007-11-09 23:20:00 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

Amy-I LOVE YOU, I REALLY DO
Yellowfish-Aha ive cracked you!!

2007-11-09 23:35:52 · update #1

42 answers

It would be even more fitting if you were to drink in the American Bar and then puke in the gardens of the American Embassy. That way you'll be giving them something back ! ! !

2007-11-09 23:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by minefelloff 6 · 1 0

I would think you would be ashamed to admit that you stagger home and need to puke anywhere after only 20 pints! Call yourself an Englishman? Shame on you. Well keep practising, take chasers or something to build up your reputation! Then I will put some extra flower pots outside to assist you on your journey home at night. Avoid the one in the middle if you can, I have an old cat that likes to pish in that one, but feel free to use the others, bring your mates along and I'll make you a coffee. I won't mind getting out of bed, don't worry about the time. Just give me a ring first so I can put me house plants at a suitable reaching point for you! See you later!! By the way, I assume you are doing the decent thing and adding a shot of Baby Bio to every pint?

2007-11-10 01:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0 0

All I can say is that you are a stupid drunk a-hole. If you think it is right to go out drink 20 pints and vomit all over the place, its a waste of money. Just think of the problems you are leaving behind for others to clear up and what that rubbish is doing to your system.
I am not saying do not drink I like a pint the same as the next man and yes I can down a lot of beer, however I know when to stop!! I have not had a hangover now for 15 - 20 years, have a great time, get a bit sqiffy, can still drink many people under the table. But I know My limit.
Did you not ask the other day where there any adults on Q+A? Is that the behaviour of one??

2007-11-09 23:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kevan M 6 · 2 1

This is all a bit wrong.

You got a problem mate. Drinking any alcohol is stupid. It IS a poison to the human body, so your reasons for drinking any alcohol, are in fact questionable.

Now when your drinking is to the point of alcoholism, you have to ask flowerpot questions. And you run companies.

Please get your mind clear, perhaps through being sober and getting fit, and sort out where you're at and where you want to be in future.

You really are on a piss poor track going by your description. GIVE UP BOOZE, or at least have no more than the maximum recommended by your countries health board!!!

2007-11-09 23:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by instantdegrees_scam 2 · 0 1

My nephew pukes out of hotel windows, maybe the two of you could meet up as you both seem to have a lot in common. The answer to the question is no its not rude just disgusting about time you grew up.

2007-11-09 23:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by momo 5 · 0 0

Its good for the soil as you are its called Mulsh
the alcohol and acid warms the roots of the plant
but the acid ruins the GREEN of the Stems and wrinkles
the plant to become Cowardly Yellow
the flower in that Pot will rot and stink but if ITS A lily or
a bulb it will florish the next SEASON
YES I WILL RESERVE IT FOR YOU .and your Yellow
Liver excuse me for being so nasty you peeded too on my lawn [you forgot that] well the grass will grow back too
that you will notice we hope !! call it Pot LUCK ON YOUR PART..!!

2007-11-09 23:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I once spewed up in my neighbour's garden after a heavy session. Feeling guilty, I got up very early the next morning so as to clear up the mess and guess what; every last drop of vomit had disappeared. I think a cat or other animal must have felt hungry.

2007-11-09 23:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It's only rude if the pots you puke into aren't yours.

Oh yes I'd change what you drink Stella is SO common.

2007-11-09 23:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by MrClegg 4 · 1 0

Wow!!
You down 20+ pints of Stella a night?
You man, you!!

In my opinion there is nothing worse than a drunkard slobbering and vomiting everywhere. Why don't you confine your anti-social behaviour to your own home and give the rest of us a break?

2007-11-09 23:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes. Only lightweights puke after drinking.

2007-11-10 01:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0 0

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