2007-11-09 22:25:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Sorry. I have obviously confused people. I am in fact asking you to try to write a short story based on this title.
2007-11-09 23:03:00 · update #1
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She lived in a housing estate called Chernobyl.
Once day when she was out walking in the rain on her way to her grandma’s house her head began to hurt. As she skipped along she noticed locks of golden hair wafting in the air (but thought nothing of it) As she was passing a shop window she looked at her reflection and saw that she no longer had her hair! In total shock she ran and ran and ran until she came to a place called the “The 3 Beers” (it was a Bar)
She went inside to see if she could get any help. The Bartender whose name was Bart said to her. ‘hello there Baldilocks, what brings you here today?” Goldilocks replied. “my name is Goldilocks not Baldilocks!” and she started to cry.
Bart took pity on her and gave her a glass of water and a bag of complimentary beernuts. Bart said “poor little one, lots of people are losing hair when they get wet by this rain. Soon everyone will look the same, so don’t worry.”
“But this may be your lucky day, Ms Locks. Here at the 3 Beers we have a special today of 3 Magic Beers. One beer will give you back your hair, one beer will make you disappear and the last beer will turn you into a rabbit. But you have to chose the right beer”
‘Do you want to try your luck?”
Baldilocks was desperate to go back to looking like she was when she woke up this morning so she replied: “yes, I want to change”
Bart lined up the 3 glasses of beer on the Bar. Baldilocks took a long, hard look at each glass. She picked up the second one and took a drink. Her body shook strongly for a minute and then she fell down to the floor. Waking up minutes later, she felt different. She felt the warm feeling of hair on her head. She thanked Bart for his kindness and hopped out of the door.
“yep, they always seem to chose the Hare Restorer”, Bart said to Bugs who was just finishing his Carrot juice.
2007-11-10 10:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by *Jellz* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BALDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEERS
Once upon a time there was a young golden-haired mother named Britney. One day, she was having a bad-hair day, so she had her head shaved, and was known as “Baldilocks” from that day forward. Baldilocks fell in with the wrong crowd, and was observed drinking way more than three beers, some too big, some too small, and most just right. She also began using drugs, ot at least that is what her ex-husband claimed. He is known as “Fed-Ex.” Fed-Ex now has custody of their two children. Will Baldilocks sober up? Will she keep her drug testing appointments? Will she regain custody of her children? Will this story have a happy ending?
2007-11-09 23:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not? Always do what you want to do in this life - provided - you are not breaking the law or causing major inconvenience to others.
Go ahead and let your imagination run riot. You may discover you have a talent for writing.
Regards Jo.
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2007-11-09 22:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not! How funny. You could have a light beer, a medium strength beer, and a full strength beer. Instead of beds you could use b-b-qs. And he lived happily ever after!
2007-11-09 22:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Dandilocks and the Hairway Women.
2007-11-09 22:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by elizadushku 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you asking the answerers to write a story? because i would, but i dont know why.
2007-11-09 22:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋