To be distributed throughout the world....
2007-11-09 19:21:04 · 33 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
2007-11-09 19:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Anything by Jack Handy.
2007-11-09 19:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Help, I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory."
2007-11-09 19:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this parchment may be used as toilet paper in the event of an emergency
2007-11-09 19:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by snafu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one for life:
"Dont let ur happening become her happiness"
This one for friends:
Dont let distance or relationship change ur bonds with the once eho are close to you
This one for fun:
If your reading this then u have no life.....or ur a fat A--s--s
2007-11-09 19:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Shony07 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The greatest commandment of all: Love thy neighbor as thyself. (Neighbor meaning all mankind)
2007-11-09 19:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
John 3:16
For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son. Who ever believes in him shall not perish but have ever lasting life.
2007-11-09 19:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by staymay 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
2007-11-09 19:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What you wish on others may come back on you ten-fold.
2007-11-09 21:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by ravenscardarkhope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't judge. Participate.
...and oatmeal is good for the heart !
2007-11-09 20:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius says: Man who eats dog gets sick
2007-11-09 19:23:58 · answer #11 · answered by SociallyAwkwardPenguin 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋