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Song:
Hitler has only got one ball,
Curly has two but they are small,
Himler has something similar
and poor old Goballs, has no balls, at all.

I know that the other three were germans (obviously) and im sorry if i spelt one of their names wrong....neways...thanks!!:)

2007-11-09 19:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities History

6 answers

Hermann Göring (or Goering) - another German close to
Herr Hitler
Curly Howard (the "Curly" of the Three Stooges) parodied Göring as "Field Marshal Curly Gallstone" - 1940.
Curly was hilarious and perfect as Goering. Almost everyone in America saw that short film and knew who that meant.
[Did you know that there was a Pope named Hilarius? - I doubt he was as funny as Curly.]

2007-11-09 19:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Spreedog 7 · 3 0

I've never heard the name "Curley" used. In the song, as sung by Bette Midler, It was
Hitler had only one ball
Goering had no balls at all.

I think the statement about Goering originates because he was shot in the groin during the "Beer Hall" putsch in Munich in 1923. This was a first, and failed, attempt by Hitler to seize power which was contained by the authorities.

I never have really known if the wound was serious enough to cause removal of his testicles, but it certainly was assumed to have rendered him sterile, making the pregnancy of his second wife years later a subject of conjecture among his cronies.

Note to James S. Goebbels's children didn't just die in the bunker. They were murdered by their mother.

2007-11-09 20:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 0 0

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering's got two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
And old Goebbels' got no f-cking balls at all!!!

Patently false, this last assertion, as old Goebbels had 5 lovely children by his pretty wife Magda, all of whom died in the bunker.

2007-11-09 19:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, Mussolini shaved his head like Curley from the Stooges.

2007-11-09 19:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by william_byrnes2000 6 · 0 0

I thought the song went like this:-
Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
....

2007-11-09 19:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-02 00:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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