2007-11-09 18:45:57 · 16 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On most Friday nights I go to a jam session and play my harmonicas. It is country and gospel music (mostly country). There is no alcohol or tobacco allowed, the food is free and it is more fun than any place else around!!
2007-11-09 18:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, my ancestors on my Dad's side were Scottish Presbyterians (Scots-Irish) who immigrated to the Americas in the mid 1700's. So by definition, that makes me a redneck without even having to do anything redneckish (is that a word?)
2007-11-10 06:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm married to a redneck. That is pretty redneck. I'm dooooommmed! Lol!
2007-11-10 04:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen to country music. Im not very redneck
2007-11-09 18:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Brittany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ride my horse into town a-hooping and a-howlering. I shoot the sky with my six shooter and jump off my horse into the dusty streets entering a saloon. All the ladies are smiling and the men just stand back in the shadows. I go to the bar and say "Whisky" and bartender brings me a shot glass of whiskey.
I spit it out in his face and throw the shot glass into the air shooting it before it hits the floor.
" I said Whiskey not this cheap hooch you sell to the locals!"
the bartender brings out his best bottle of whiskey and starts to poor it in a shotglass. Just then I knock the glass off the bar and grab the whiskey bottle.
"Thanks"
I drink my fill, shoot a few fellows, and kiss the ladies.
Back on my horse I ride to the next town.
2007-11-09 18:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some funny bumper stickers....
Can't feed em, don't breed em.
Wife & dog missing. Reward for dog,
I child-proofed the house, but they keep gettin in!
Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!
Breast inspection 20 feet ahead. (Please have em out)
Take your wife out tonight. One shot ought to do it!
Keep honkin! I'm reloading!
2007-11-10 06:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink, burp, fart, yell at the TV during football games. Do those count?
2007-11-09 18:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marry a member of your family.
2007-11-09 18:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I always thought loading the dishwasher meant getting my wife drunk
2007-11-09 18:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Poindexter 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Burp and swear in front of everyone. I really dont care if it offends ppl.
2007-11-09 18:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by metal4eva_19 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋