most creative to finish the scenario wins?

Question

So, the other day I was walking down a street in New York City when I found a turtle......

Answer 1

Ninja that looked like it had been mutated by ooze. There was also this giant japenese rat......wait that's been done hasn't it??

Answer 2

So, the other day I was walking down a street in New York City when I found a turtle crepping on the road where there is a lot of heavy vehicles. I was looking at the turtle. It was slow and how can I different it with the heavy vehicles.

I was stare at the turtle. For how many seconds, an hour or a day....


(It was sooo tought)

PS: I will continue if I have some time...

Answer 3

I figured it must be somebody's pet, because turtles aren't exactly fit for survival in NYC, being that there are so many rats that are twice it's size and all. I picked up the turtle and took it to my apartment.
That night, I went out and put up some fliers, hoping the owner might come forward.
As I was on my way home, I taped up the few fliers I had left. When I get to the entrance to my apartment building, a short hairy man with a walking stick waddles out of the back of a van.
"Excuse me. Are you the young man who found the turtle?"
"The turtle? Uh, yeah... is he yours? Do you know the owner?" I replied.
He looked downward at the ground, "Ah... no. He does not quite have an owner. That is... he is the owner of himself. His name is Donatello."

Answer 4

So teh other day I was walking down a street in New York City when I found a turtle shell-- it was a DANCING TURTLE!! so the turtle pulled it's legs, arms and head out of it's shell, and started slow dancing with me! It was so fun, and then i said, thank you turtle, you've made my day! and the turtle was like "ERMME" because he couldn't speak english. So I stood up, and my knees were covered in PIZZA SAUCE!! then I realized I was dancing on a GIANT PIZZA! and so I said to the turtle "did you know we were dancing on a GIANT PIZZA?" "ERMME" he said. So I stepped off the giant pizza that happened to be in the middle of the street, and waved to the turtle:
"Good bye turtle!"
"Good bye dancing lady!" he said.

Answer 5

...hobbling along the road. I stopped in my tracks and watched the little guy continue on his way with out a care in the world. People buzzed past not even noticing the small green-brown animal walking along. I almost lost sight of him when a hot dog vender rolled past me. I scrambled to find him again, he was still walking along slowly. I followed him for a few blocks, not caring if people thought I was crazy bending towards the ground walking slowly behind this small turtle.

He rounded a corner into an allyway, it wasn't the typical dark, wet, scary ally. It was bright with flowers and white lawn chairs in random positions.I stared in aw at the little oasis in the big city and almost forgot what I was doing, the turtle was almost half way down the ally. I caught back up to the turtle and walked along for a little while longer when he turned to a door, stopped, and waited. After missing so much work, I decided it was usless to go, and sat down in one of the lawn chairs.

Half hour passed when I heard singing from down the ally. I sat up and coming down the ally was a little girl. She was wearing a green dress and had her blonde hair pulled into two pigtails. The little girl came to the door and smiled at me. She picked up the turtle and walked inside.

Answer 6

only it wasn't a normal turtle... no... it was one of those wicked space turtles. So, as you bend down to pick him up, he turns to face you, giving you a rather curious look, much more intelligable than an average turtle's look should be, then you fell into it's spell. He overtook your body and used you as a walking, talking, meat puppet [in laymans terms] and used you to do horrible, terrible, unthinkable crimes! TU A VOLE LE PAIN!!!! *shudder* it's a horrible thing to steal someone's bread... Anyways, so you are accused for stealing the bread by all the Frenchmen because the turtle overtook you and forced you to steal all of their bread, and now they are beating you with loaves of bread until you die.

The End ^^

do i win? do i win? lmao

Answer 7

WITHOUT A SHELL. SO I TOOK IT HOME AND CUDDLED IT AND FED IT . I TOOK EXTREMEMLY GOOD CARE OF THIS TURTLE. I FELT SO SORRY FOR IT. I NURISHED IT EVERYDAY AND MADE THAT TURTLE FEEL LOVED. I WOULD HOLD IT AND AND TALK TO THE TURTLE AND I TOLD THE TURTLE IT DOESNT MATTER YOUR DIFFERENT LITTLE FELLOW I STILL LOVE YOU AS MY PET WERE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS. AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF NOURISHING THIS TURTLE MY BEST FRIEND,AND SHOWING IT LOVE EVERYDAY IT STARTED TO GROW A SHELL. SLOWLY AND A FEW MONTHS LATER AFTER MORE NOURISHING IT DAILY AND CUDDLEING IT. IT GREW A FULL SHELL AND LOOKED JUST LIKE ANY OTHER TURTLE.

Answer 8

POOR THING I COULD'NT IMAGINE WHERE IT CAME FROM, SO I PICKED IT UP AND TOOK IT TO THE PARK AND RELEASED IT NEAR THE LAKE, I PRAY IT LIVES A LONG LIFE. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT WHAT I DID, AND SOME DAYS IT'S HARD TO FEEL GOOD.KEEP A HAPPY TURTLE THOUGHT!!!!

Answer 9

shell game. The shells were flying like kites dancing in a summer storm. I picked the wrong shell and my money disappeared.

Answer 10

...but since I am from New York City, I paid no attention to it and walked home.