i would label them now but i have a cookie in my mouth
2007-11-09 15:47:08 · 7 answers · asked by Players 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. grow in red hair
2. pee standing up
3. grow a beard
4. talk funny
5. claim to be a boy
2007-11-09 15:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Get onto the set of Walker, Texas Ranger
2) Wear the big belt buckle with pride.
3) Wear a beard with pride.
4) Sell his autograph for a few bucks.
5) He could actually benefit from Centrum Silver.
2007-11-09 23:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he can judge a book by its cover
he can divide by zero, while i would say that it's "undefined" on my math homework
he can make Waldo hide; and he will find Waldo when the author is cheap enough to not even put Waldo on the page.
he can defy the heisenbery uncertainty princple, because you'll never know when, how and where he'll roundhouse kick you.
he can beat rock, paper, and scissors at the same time.
2007-11-11 13:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by sorcpwns of S33k3r C0unc1l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Work with Christy Brinkley
2. Wear a black cowboy hat
3. Wear a condom backwards
4. Do a flying kick
5. Get paid big bucks to hawk exercise equipment
2007-11-09 23:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything,Chuck Norris owns you.
2007-11-10 08:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he doesn't sleep, he waits
when he goes to a party, he doesn't throw up, he throws down
chuck norris has 2 speeds: walk and kill
his tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried
his chief export is pain
2007-11-09 23:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Act
Martial Arts
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2007-11-09 23:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋