ma ol' bloodhound t'aint what it used ter be, ya'll kno them tricks.
2007-11-09 15:32:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
TALK NICE TO OLD BLUE, ASK HER TO PET HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
2007-11-09 15:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by FILE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask the gal if'n she would like to pet old blue for a while and see what happens. Otherwise you might try some Viagra
2007-11-11 12:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well dag nabbit son, you all got to talk to Granny or Hannah, and have them direct you to that newfangles place, I think they
call it Fredricks of Hollywood. One of those pretty smart
" sleeping " outfits for your lady might just do the trick. A couple of candles, but don't be burning the shack down. and a nip or two of the shine. might just help you out. I done heard of new drug that would be a might helpful also. Other than that
I can't say more. Not on here anyway's.
2007-11-10 06:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by Moe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe ya could giv ol' Blue some of that there 'shine that was down yonder by the cement pond, that stuff will really perk him up.
2007-11-09 16:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cletus , have the gal rub some fat back behind her ears. That oughta get ole blue barkin.
2007-11-09 17:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Holler out to that thar gal an tell her to have a pork chop tied around her neck.
2007-11-09 16:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Cletus, ol' Blue would jist sit up n' howl iffin I was to come sashshan' down the holler in my purty new frock.....!
2007-11-09 15:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Scrub out yer mind with some ivory soap, son.
2007-11-12 16:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give old blue some viagra he'll sit up for anything then lol
2007-11-09 15:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Hippie 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh Cletus... tell him a joke...
When I married,
him he had cute little blue eyes and a big red D***,
now, he has big red eyes and a little blue D***!!!
Or... you could give him a hock to chew on for a while!
Am I ever in trouble now!
2007-11-09 16:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
jus give ole Blue a good rubdown with possom grease. an he'll perk right up.
2007-11-09 15:51:33 · answer #11 · answered by Country 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋