What is the most redicilous thing your parents ever told you?

Question

asked you?

Answer 1

Ya know those giant lights they shine in the sky when there's a grand opening of some kind? Well,my Mom used to tell us they were looking for kids that were out past their curfew. (We believed it and ran home when we saw them.) lol

Answer 2

1. My mom asked us: "Where's the pen? I can't find it." and I said: "Mum, it's in your hand."

2. My mom was half-asleep and she was asking me to hang the blue blanket outside when in reality, it was already night and we're not using any blue blankets. All the blue blankets are clean and are wardrobe. xD

3. (This isn't really my parent but I feel like saying this) My uncle went to our house and fell asleep in the living room. It was already late so we decided to wake him up (it was HARD). He started mumbling and my relative was asking: "Who's beautiful?" and he said: "Yes..." and I said "Huh?" and then he SUDDENLY sat up and said: "Where's the razor?!" and fell back on the pillow and started snoring. We stared at him and started laughing. It took us approx. 20 minutes to wake him up... =.=;; Although I was wondering what kind of dream he had that involves looking for razors... lol

Answer 3

"Go pack your bags and wait in your room. The orphanage will be coming to pick you up this afternoon." I then sat in my room the whole afternoon waiting. I was 7, and she told me that after harassing my brother.

Answer 4

Brush that hair out of your eyes, before you go blind.

Answer 5

My mom asked, Where was your pajama's when I was already wearing pajamas.

Answer 6

finish school or you/ll be a garbage man, they were correct! i'm a G.M

Answer 7

shut your mouth, and eat your diner

Answer 8

that potatoes had eyes....i refused to eat them..for years......cheers.....seamanab