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Question

Whats the funniest quote u have ever heard?

Answer 1

here's a funny quote:

Dean: I don’t know what this thing is.
Sam: You mean Carly’s Myspace address?
Dean: Yeah, Myspace. What the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?

Answer 2

Its from seabiscuit... its not really that funny but it goes something like..

' my trainers too old, my horse is too small, my jockeys too big, and im too dumb to know the difference!'

Answer 3

every one needs to believe in some thing, i believe ill have another beer

W.C. Fields