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I have just moved house and have not really got to talk to my neighbours properly, yet.

It seems, though, as though they follow a strange ritualistic religion/cult and I'm sure they have taken to worshipping me!

You see, every night they start this rythmic banging against the wall and I can hear them call out, "Oh God! Oh, God! Oh, God, yes! Give it to me! Oh God, give it to me! Oh God, Oh yes, Oh my God give it me!" etc.

Why do they think I am God?
What do they want me to give them?
Should I give it to them, or will this encourage them to ask for something bigger?
What religion might this be?

2007-11-09 12:10:12 · 16 answers · asked by professor_perv 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Lol, good one. I think they're practicing a common religion known as Bangher.

2007-11-09 12:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get ready to be asked to leave your car keys in the basket at the 'house warming party ' then.

2007-11-09 20:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Blokheed 5 · 1 0

There God is Tommy Lee, and there Goddess is Pamela Anderson.

2007-11-09 20:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by out for justice. 5 · 1 1

Hahahahahahahaha!! OH! GOD! hahahahahahahaha ROTFL!!

2007-11-09 20:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1 0

You lucky sod, the fella must be having one off the wrist and imagining it's you. I would be very honoured! lol

2007-11-09 20:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

there just worshipping each other every night. to ward off bad spirits.... there sexolics

2007-11-09 20:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let them worship. lol. May you should be polite and worship back to them. wink wink.

2007-11-09 20:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 1 0

are u obsessed with ur neighbours cause i swear i just answered another question of yours about your neighbours....hm.

2007-11-09 20:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by hello :) 4 · 0 0

Are you sure this is related to religion?

2007-11-09 20:13:47 · answer #9 · answered by pgsl 5 · 1 0

i thats was cool

2007-11-09 20:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by leanne r 1 · 1 0

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