when those things are sperm?
I really want a baby and I can't afford the In Vitro thing... Luckily I have a friend who works at the sperm bank and she said she would get me some for a little "at home baking" (nudge, nudge).
Where is the best place to hide the little plastic cup of wigglies until she gets to my place?
2007-11-09 11:20:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
This is lame!!!
2007-11-09 11:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by CRSP 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could do it Home Alone 3 style! Booby-trap the place, fists out of closets, porch floorboards loosened, cut your steps so they break if anyone steps on them, then the electric doorknob from HA1. Seriously, though, buy an outlet cover, find an outlet box with outlet in it, then put it in the wall without wiring. Take out the screws and you can grab the things out. Don't bolt it up to the wall support and it will still look real, but you can rip it out and go if anything happens, but if it's a metal outlet box and faceplate, the only problem would be smoke damage. It holds money, small jewelry, etc. ADD: I was reading through- don't put your money in the bank. Think about the Great Depression. They closed up banks and some people never got their money back. Ever. Although nobody want's to admit it, if you're in America, this IS a depression. Not yet like the Great Depression, but might be soon. Careful with the banks. All my money is in my wallet and small change in the cigar box on my shelf in the bedroom with my playing cards, key ring, and extra blade for my utility knife.
2016-04-03 04:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sympathize with your desire to have a child but this is a
Bad, bad BAD idea!
Legally:
Not only can your friend get fired if caught, in most places this is a felony. And you are an accessory. Unless you want to have a baby in jail, forget it.
Biologically:
There is a reason in vitro fertilization is a low yield proposition: The conditions do not favor impregnation. That is why it usually takes a number of attempts. Let's face it - the "usual" way of fertilization usually takes a several attempts (on average).
Ethically:
People who donate sperm do so under very strict conditions and under the assurance that their genetic material will be used appropriately. They have a right to have that expectation fulfilled. And what would you tell your child? That they were the product of a crime?
Please reconsider.
2007-11-09 11:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by vic91106 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont they have to be frozen? And who are you hiding them from? If you cant afford the in vitro are you sure you can handle being pregnant and raising a child. Im 3 1/2 months pregnant and i havent been able to work in 3 months. The most I do is get on here and thats about it. I can barely take care of myself. I am having a super rough time. My husband has to do everything. Some days I am way too sick to even shower! Just make sure you are ready before you do it.
2007-11-09 11:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by kalukakalaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a start, good thing no one on here knows who you are or you'd be in some serious trouble. It would make more sense to get pregnant the old fashion way if possible but seeing that doesn't seem possible I would try google or some sort of search engine to find out about how sperm is stored and kept to make sure you don't kill them. Good on your friend for trying to help you. Just make sure you both don't get caught otherwise she would loose her job and more and so could you. Best of luck to you and hope all goes well.
2007-11-09 11:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kym M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE is getting the sperm, but you want to know where to hide them until she gets them to your place? This question does not make sense, but if you have no attic, try the small cabinet with the two tiny doors just over the stove.
2007-11-09 11:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by arizona wolfman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if she cant hide it at work... She should keep it at her house under the bathroom sink or in her medicine cabinet if she has one... There are all kinds of things in a medicine cabinet so noone should think anything about it... And they shouldnt be so NOSEY!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!
2007-11-09 11:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Azelia Nicole 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have to keep them cold so put them in the fridge. If any one askes just say it's milk for work tomarrow or somthing like that.
2007-11-09 11:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by kel e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know that the undocumented sperm isn't carrying genetic disorders?
This is incredibly irresponsible.
2007-11-09 11:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by backwardsinheels 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k its not good to do that
just go to a sperm donar they will "hide" it for u
it almost sounds like ur hiding sperm for a christmas gift hehehe sry im hyper
2007-11-09 11:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Announcing your plan online might not be the best idea, unless you want to get arrested.
2007-11-09 11:26:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋