Have you found your perfect partner?

Question

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll wash the car, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a pub and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Answer 1

I like your poem better. I do remember a funny one from about 30 years ago. I want the same thing you do in your poem only reversed. But here is the man's poem:

I have met the perfect woman
I cannot ask for more
She's deaf and dumb and blind
And owns a liquor store

Enjoy Dear!!!!!

Answer 2

That was cute. As far as finding my perfect partner, I really
thought I had, until he got into his senior years. Now he tends
to get mad quickly and yells alot. I think it's mainly from a
collision he had many years ago, that he might not have fully
recovered from. It caused a brain aneurism and his memory
hasn't been the same since either. But he's the driver of the
car,and I hope he can maintain his facilties for many years
yet, as I rely on him to grocery shop and take care of things.
And I also still need a companion and sometimes a care
giver in general. I know he'd rather be in a quiet village some-
where in Mexico, selling paintings, but he can't go there for
awhile. So he might be blaming me for not completing his
dream for retirement. As I told him, these are the "for worse"
years, and he took vows for them as well as the good.

Answer 3

Between us we have 6 kids, 9 grandkids (1 on the way), and 1 great grand child. # cats, 1 dog, 3 fish.

We be married 6 years this coming May. I hope its a perfect match because I wouldn't want to go trhough all this again!

And all I wanted was a girlfriend. Go figure!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I've definately got my perfect man.....and we've been married 19yrs. He's fully house-trained...lol, knows about the best washing powders/tablets better than me, is a dab hand with a duster and makes perfect chips lol. We are certainly best friends. He has been my Carer due to my disabilities for almost 14yrs. And he laughs at my jokes!

Answer 6

First of all there is no such thing as perfect. If you want a perfect partner stay out of all relationships and be alone with yourself.

Answer 7

No perfect partner for me yet since I'm not perfect and my exes have sooooo graciously pointed that out.

Answer 8

Sylvia ,you are so funny! MY husband is a pessemist and I'm an optomist . We have found a happy medium somewhere in between. Not always perfect , but steady and reliable.

Answer 9

Alas, alack the rhyme gets worse
The bounder he will steal your purse
He stole your heart away from me
When I was absent having a wee
I have to run quite often now
And he cut in across your prow
His bus pass I will tear in two
Oh yes I,will that's what I'll do

Answer 10

hahaha! After 37 years of marriage to the same person, I will still say, there is no perfect partner.