We regret to inform you that your brain is smaller than we initially thought. In fact the hampster that runs on the wheel in there is very puny and takes many breaks throughout the day. He stumbles often and plants his face in the rungs causing his face to have a striped apperance. We have therefore named your brain Stripy. Kudos to Stripy for trying his little heart out at keeping your body going.
2007-11-09 10:15:17
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answer #1
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answered by inquirygirl 4
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that anime will be canceled. (DANG! I'd hate that! But it goes with the "We regret to inform" because THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!!!!!!
I like the spongebob being canceled though! Makes more room for anime! (Wait, spongbob is on nick, so if all the other cartoons get canceled, ANIME WILL INVADE! YAY ANIME!
2007-11-09 18:12:25
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answer #2
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answered by IQ 129 2
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because your husband forgot to check your pockets before shoving your jeans into the washing machine, your lottery ticket with the correct six numbers on it is too deteriorated to validate. Therefore you are not eligible to the 200 million dollar jackpot
2007-11-09 18:04:14
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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you're proposal to have Buk elected as the inaugural P&S President has been rejected. Have a nice day.
2007-11-09 18:22:30
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answered by Joe 6
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Your recent MRI showed your head to be empty.Please contact us for further details.We may have a spot for you on The View.
2007-11-09 18:05:47
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answer #5
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answered by MetalBlade 6
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the end of the world is coming and little purple martians are taking over the mainstream media.
2007-11-09 18:03:41
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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your internet service will be cut off for the rest of your life no matter what computer you use. have a nice day!
2007-11-09 18:03:09
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answer #7
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answered by mara 7
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We have to put you on hold. Your call is very important to us and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
2007-11-09 18:04:21
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answer #8
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answered by Ohio Gal Rocks! 6
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Your credit card limit has exceeded xD
2007-11-09 18:03:09
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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The commercials have been canceled.
2007-11-09 18:04:30
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answered by BMW M5 3
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