2007-11-09 07:55:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Fill his shampoo bottle with Nair hair remover. Eating your lost bowl of cereal just ain't right.
2007-11-09 07:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Downriver Dave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is just NOT supposed to happen. Immediately make them gargle with mouth wash. The Captain Crunch will have left small cuts all over the roof of their mouth and the mouth wash will burn the crap out of them. Then when they scream and fall to the floor unconcious you can go through their pockets or purse or whatever and recoup the cost of a new box of the Capn'. When they come to act all concerned and innocent like. The bonuses are: They will never touch your Capn' Crunch again. They will appreciate your concern for their well being. They will have minty fresh breath. You will have money for a whole box of the Capn' and if you are fast you will also have had a quick glance at their drivers license and will know for sure how old they are.
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2007-11-09 08:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um....ok, I got this one: First, you hold out your hand at them asking for your $3 back. If that doesn't work, you ask again, but more firmly. Then if that doesn't work, you chop off their eyelids and constantly taking pictures of them with a flash camera, chop out their tongue and pour salt down their throat, put Icy Hot on their toothbrush and/or toilet paper. I don't think you people understand how harsh it is to eat someone's LAST bowl! That's diabolical!!! Uncle Sam should hear about this! Dude, just get another box and if it's that important for you to have the last bowl, keep the cereal in your room. That way, if they eat the last bowl again, it'll be breaking and entering and you can put their cap'n crunch stealing *** in jail.
2007-11-09 08:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by ladyplaya21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the capn crunch is for my grand kids, I would pour me a bowl of Grapenuts.
2007-11-09 08:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by grumpyoldman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good gravy man, it's cereal. Processed, sweetened, boxed and sold, cereal. It sounds as if you are looking for a reason to have a discussion with this roommate. I would guess that there are deeper things than cap'n crunch. Figure them out, and stop letting them dicatate the way you feel.
2007-11-09 08:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat him down! lol i love my capn crunch
2007-11-09 07:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would wait until he is in the shower and dump a pitcher of ice cold water on him. You could also fill a cooler full of water balloons and when he comes home just pound him with them.
2007-11-09 08:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by piphop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hosebeatings.
2007-11-09 08:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a joke about it, kind of like Hint Hint a hole respect the last bowl
2007-11-09 07:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by Looking for the REAL answer! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill them. Captain Crunch is serious business.
2007-11-09 07:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋