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There was an Albino monk
Who went and laid down on hie bunk
He looked up at the ceiling
Said to himself "I must be dreaming"
But then realised he was rubbing his own trunk.

2007-11-09 08:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Afi 7 · 1 0

There once was an albino monk,
Who went and laid down on his bunk,

he looked up at this beautiful naked nun,
who climbed down from the top bunk

With a rip & a tuck at his rope,
The albino monk took off his robe

In his haste to lose his celibacy
He hump & thump with his mighty macy

His bunk was a wooden bunk
and in his haste he misses the golden nun's trunk

Alas to his doctor says the albino monk
that is how all the wood splinters got caught on his hunk!!!!




heheheheh,,,,,,,,,,

2007-11-10 01:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There once was an Albino monk,
who went down and his bunk,
he looked up at the hunk,
then bit out a chunk and said what a good boy am I.

2007-11-09 07:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There once was an albino monk
Who went and laid down on his bunk
He looked up at the ceiling
Had a bright as Dei feeling
His Master would end up in a trunk

with apologies to Dan Brown

2007-11-09 10:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by *Jellz* 6 · 0 0

There once was an Albino monk,
Who went and laid down on his bunk,
He looked up at the ceiling,
Touched himself: what a feeling,
And released lots of sticky white spunk.

2007-11-09 07:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by .єmιlч. .ωєmιlч. ~♥~ 5 · 2 0

the top bunk and behold a albino skunk. Which explained the reason behind the funk. Never again did that monk lay in that bunk.

2007-11-09 07:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1 0

There once was an Albino monk, who went and laid down on his bunk he looked up at? god,
and said why's it hard,
to listen to '70s punk.

2007-11-09 07:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There once was an Albino monk,
who went and laid down on his bunk
he looked up at .... the sky
beginning to cry
hysterically becasue he was drunk.

bahh, this limerick stinks. *sorry*
i'm usually good with them!!! ♥

2007-11-09 08:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There was an Albino monk
Who went and laid his bunk
'looked up at the sky
to ask the reason why
his 'pee-wee' had lost its 'spunk'

2007-11-09 07:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

that's an superb poem with minor needs for progression. circumvent the non secular ingredient, notably the word "The Spear of destiny to declare" too a lot attempt to waste for a rhyme?? The verb "declare" is misguided.. "Deflect", sure. Repel, steer sparkling of, fend. yet no longer declare. Now, in case you may desire to circumvent the final stanza, you may have had a masterpiece. The Lord ought to be in our hearts. Poems can consult with different issues. merely in case : loose lower back i visit be (shall). Edit: on the grounds that Ray blocks his colleagues, tells them to bypass faraway from right here, and hates them, i want him to respond to me in this: What did you spot in the final stanza and you began preaching lower back? The word "declare the spear" potential some thing no longer ideal. The # of syllables are obtrusive that the stanza does not belong there. Plus Ray, and the different one "Unknown", i'm A Christian Orthodox, baptized and elementary, knowledgeable person. Are you by utilising any threat prepared to tell me your faith? because of the fact no person has the the final option to abuse the sacred concepts the way some in right here do (alongside with YOU), just to present day themselves as righteous meanwhile they hate all and sundry extra desirable than them. RAY tell me your faith. the way you brag around approximately God, is obvious which you carry no humbleness in the direction of Him.. i desire you examine this, Ray. Ray: Why did you block me when I corrected your Greek words with English derivatives? became that "bro" like, or Christian? bearing directly to my opinion, Ray, you abuse the assumption of Holly and Deification, on the grounds which you "declare" to be a preacher of fact and Christianity, and rather you're no longer!!! And while you're a lot inspired by utilising Him, write an remarkable poem, with marvelous strategies and factors of view, that a third grade pupil hasn't seen, or expressed in his homework composition. no person has the the final option to abuse what others evaluate Holly! And so a techniques your Hill Billy expressions are doing merely that. (Bro).

2016-10-01 23:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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