How to get abducted by aliens.?

Question

I am serious about this. And I don't want the "One-Way country road" crap. I've tried that multiple times (7 times) And it hasn't worked once.

Answer 1

I am a multiple abductee and I really don't think that you can get them to abduct you, they choose who they abduct and when...
The only thing that I can suggest to you is, go to a UFO "hot-spot" and see what happens...
I will paste part of an answer about 2 of my abductions :-
Back to the UFOs, I spent many years as a Diamond Driller in the outback of Australia and I saw may unexplained things, both in the air and on the ground..In 1984 I saw a UFO on the ground, and the only reason I could see it as I was 40 feet in the air, up the mast of my Drill Rig doing a minor repair on night-shift.. I have a witness to this one as my off-sider saw it too..It would take me ages to explain all of that, so I will skip a few hours..When we knocked off at 5:00 AM, I grabbed a torch and a 6 pack of beer and went to have a look for it, and my off-sider said I was mad and no way was he coming with me..The next thing I remember is waltzing back into camp at about 11:00 AM, and I still had 5 beers left, no real memory as to where I had been for the last 6 hours, but I wanted to take the Toyota and go back and have another look, but the Boss said no, so I went to bed, that was in Sth Aust...
About 3 months later I was Drilling in Western Aust, and I woke up about 4 -5 miles from camp on the track that lead to the homestead.. I was stark naked, no real idea where I was, and no idea of the time..I took a guess and walked off down the dirt road, with the moon high I could see OK..
I spotted our camp at almost day-light and wandered in, much to the surprise of my work mates..
I would like to say this, the country I was in was desert country, quite rocky and lots of spinifex, very prickley..I was unscathed, when I began my walk back to camp, I only hurt myself on the walk back, so how did I get to where I was in the first place ?? No I don't sleep walk, no drugs or beer were involved.. You see when they abduct you, you always have what we call "missing time", and they don't always put you back from where they took you...
That is only 2 of my abductions, I am a multiple abductee, and would not have any idea as to how many times they have taken me, as you don't always remember the missing time..
The last time they took me was about 4 months ago, as I was driving home from the City, as I still live in the bush..
This is a first for me as far as I know, I have 4 hours missing time, and I woke up in my car parked on the side of the road on the wrong highway, to get to my town, as a matter of fact I was about 45-50 Kms from where I should have been..
The clock in my car, was 4 hours slow and my trip meter didn't add up when I did the calculations the next day...

The above events are true, and I have many more, and there are many I would not remember as well..
One day I will go under hypnosis and have the last 42 years of my abductions put on tape or CD...
I am 50 and they have taken me since I was 8, and my baby sister has confided in me, she thinks she has also been taken... Please take this seriously, they are here, and for whatever reason, they take us, millions of us share this experience, and I am not afraid of them, I don't think they mean us any harm, if they did, I think we would know by now..
Blessed Be... )O(

Answer 2

Dont believe that crap about aliens abducting humans. our scientists know very well that there is life in space but they wont make it known to public for their own reasons. in fact, scientists are working with aliens. well, if aliens abduct humans, it is for experiments. now think about hearing on the news that scientists abduct aliens, it sounds awkward, doesnt it? think about all the effects it will have... 1. religion is fake since there is life in other planets 2. without religion, there is no order 3. without order there is chaos resulting in violence, drugs, rape. ...and the most important: 4. without religion governments cannot control people.

Answer 3

Force yourself to sleep late at night when you feel a little to anxious to do so, sleep on your back or on your left side in a room in which the ventilation is not that great. You may then incite a sleep paralysis episode in which you may experience an hallucinogenic disordered sleep state such that the scenes and sensations that appear will resemble classic examples of alien abduction episodes.

By and large, alien abduction episodes are hallucinations occurring during sleep paralysis.

Answer 4

OK! I assume that you are...'serious'! NOT!

Here's all Ya have to do:

Become a redneck;
get drunk with a buddy anywhere in the south, actually, anywhere in the Bible Belt will suffice,
Along about the time when you enter alcoholic induced stupor with manifestations of delusion and you pay close attention, you can probably stand a good chance of being...abducted.

As for the "probing" thingy...they have rules in Answers that preclude my offering the probably origin for that question.

Answer 5

Try getting high! Weed is good for the process. My sister was high on pot when aliens alighted in a ship in her backyard; she believes that she was then abducted and some sort of device was implanted in her brain. I tend to think that she is probably correct in her deduction! Good luck with your quest!

Answer 6

well you hang out around the mexican border and make remarks about all the cholos etc.....
Wait you mean extraterrestrials...
um.... try being interesting and smart, build yourself something significant from an engineering standpoint. I doubt they really want rednecks driving around in trucks. And anyway why do you want to get abducted? there's lots of beings willing to probe you on castro street in san fran.

Answer 7

You don't... It is very common for people to wake up during dreams. When this happens it seems like its actually happening. 95% of the time people don't remember waking up. When they do remember, they're usually convinced their dream actually happened, explaining ghosts, monsters, aliens etc.
This is why it seems to happen multiple times to the same people!!!!

Answer 8

Stand by the the US Mexico border with a bag of tacos and a 12 pack of Bud lite.

Answer 9

You don't want to do that. The ones who abduct don't play nice, and since they have telepathic technology, you can't get the drop on them.

If you insist, know that they only take people who have a 'contract' with them. see 'educate_yourself' for more info.

Answer 10

Put a telescope on your rooftop and use it every night to "stargaze". Aliens will eventually abduct you.