Has anyone heard the new song written by Yidiot yet?

Answer 1

It's nine o'clock at the Yaholeinthewall
The regular crowd does as they please.
There's an old Bum sitting next to me
Making love to his sausage and fleas

He says "Son can you play me a belly song?
You can borrow my wooden spoon.
Thump it so hard the blisters show
Lets put some life in this saloon

la la didi daa, la la didi daa, daa dum

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the Yidiot
We don’t care if you slur
We're all in danger of choking on
that vile Yamster’s fur

Now Shizz at the bar is a friend of mine
she gets me my Taquito’s for free
and she's good for a poke
or to light up your smoke
She has nowhere else to be

She said, Yidiot, I believe this is killing me,
as Shaz passed out on the floor
well I'm sure that I could be a porn star
if I had a looser back door

la la didi daa, la la didi daa, daa dum

Now Alec the Dalek is a rocket scientist
Who never had time for a life
And he's talking with the Heretic who’s going to prison
and probably will be there for life

And Icemunchies is singing 80’s tunes
as the Large Marge slowly gets stoned
Yes they're sharing a treat they call Taquito
but it's better than drinking alone

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the Yidiot
We don’t care if you slur
We're all in danger of choking on
that vile Yamster’s fur

It's a pretty funny crowd at the Yaholeinthewall
Sister Mary Holywater gives me a smile
'Cause she knows that it’s humor they're longing for
To forget about Answer’s for awhile

And the spoon sounds like a carnival
And a sausage fell in my beer
And they sit at the bar and put points in my jar
And say Yidiot, who invited you here?"

la la didi daa, la la didi daa, daa dum

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the Yidiot
We don’t care if you slur
We're all in danger of choking on
that vile Yamster’s fur

Answer 2

That Yidiot has far too much time on his hands - but I'm so glad. That brightened up my day no end. Genius!

Answer 3

I had "Hurt" by Johnny Cash on repeat for an hour yesterday. It's not very healthy, but yeah... BQ: I like it. Definitely. BQ2: Too many to listen. Most recently, though, "Rebel Love Song" by Black Veil Brides

Answer 4

He's been staring at that Christie Brinkley photo too long, now he thinks he's Billy Joel!

But good song....

Well, you went uptown shufflin' in your dirty shoes
When someone crapped in your clothes
You had malt liquor in your hand
Wooden spoon up your nose
Ooh, and when you wake up in the mornin'
With your head on fyre
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Because you had to be a Yamster, didn't cha
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a Yamster, didn't cha
Handing notices of violation out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a Yamster last night

And they were all impressed with your Nazi dress
And the people knew you were a pain
And the story of your latest success
You kept 'em so entertained
But now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure that you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show

Yes, yes, you had to be a Yamster, didn't cha
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
P & Sers were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You're so much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a Yamster last night, Oh oh

Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa who-oo-oo-oo-ah,
Oh Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa.

Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no

You had to be a Yamster, didn't cha
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a Yamster, didn't cha
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
(LIVE VERSION ON 3RD CHORUS ONLY: "You know what everything's about")
You had to have the white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night, Oh oh

Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa.

Big shot … Big shot … Big shot … Mmmm … Big shot … Whoa whoa!
Big shot …

Answer 5

That song is Awesome! What a talented writer! Watch out Billy Joel!

Answer 6

Yes, and it has taken me a long time to find it. I love that song. I think I'll make it my theme song for yahoo. I only wish I was in it. *tear*

Answer 7

Cudos I could almost hear 9 string banjos playing

Answer 8

Absofuckinglutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!

I love Yidiot ;)

Answer 9

LMFAO! Great song! So much talent, I look forward to the next!

Answer 10

Hilarious! Bound to be something everyone's humming for days!