I'm selling my sister is slavery. I need neighboring tribes to submit bids. Opening bid is three rams, 9 ewes, the weight of a spring lamb in frankensense, and 20 pieces of silver. She will make a good concubine. Any opening bids?
2007-11-09 01:44:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I don't have a daughter but I am my sisters legal guardian. Its a technicality but perfectly admissable acording to the rules set forth my God.
2007-11-09 01:53:19 · update #1
No, I can't be rented, it;s agains the rules, it would make me a prostitute, like most Hollywood wives.
But make me a sandwich and I'd have to repay the debt according to your wishes. Old Testament rules.
2007-11-09 01:56:12 · update #2
Now if you were selling your brother.......
But I bet 'Ispeakfreely' will make an offer - he really enjoys those old laws!
Can you be rented?
2007-11-09 01:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
i will give you 10 ewes 30 pieces of silver and 4 rams
2007-11-09 09:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by kp 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't need your sister, thanks...but maybe some pleasing smoke from your alter would do nicely!
Maybe if we all just smyted our neighbors when we see them doing any sort of manual labor on the sabith would be fun. Let's have a smyting party! (Oh, no..wait, can't do that...too much work involved)
2007-11-09 11:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by DEATH 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How hawt is she? Is she a hard worker? I need to see the goods before I submit a counter-bid.
Edit: What kind of sammitches do you like? I have yardwork that I need a big strong farmer man to do for me....
2007-11-09 09:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by FTW 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I can't afford to bid, but I can help out with the lunch. Shrimp salad, anyone?
2007-11-09 10:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by SB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can she spin, weave and milk sheep? I'll see your price and throw in a camel for her but can you guarantee her virginity. This must be established before the sale, you know!
2007-11-09 10:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly, you can't sell your sister.
But you can sell your daughter.
http://www.evilbible.com/Slavery.htm
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021:7-11;&version=31;
2007-11-09 09:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Robin W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need to see a pic first LOL
2007-11-09 09:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by ☮ wickey wow wow ♀♀ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can she cook and clean? I need my house painted too.
2007-11-09 09:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wake up, we are in the new testament era now. Welcome, I hope you are as adamant about following all the other recommendations in the new testament.
2007-11-09 10:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋