Does she nag she's been neglected??
Does she complain for getting useless presents?
Does she stray?
Shall I call her to Wonderland for a change?
I wonder how this lonesome wife is doing, every Christmas....
2007-11-09 00:12:17 · 32 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Actually, she enjoying a nice hot toddy and dancing around with the elves, enjoying Santa's absence on his job. Santa has been hanging about the house making a clattering mess of it all year, with unfinished toys strewn about. Nice to have a breather, you know? Besides, Santa will be back home in 24 hours. all hot and sweaty, with chimney dust all over him. Guess who gets to help him take off his duds and wash his back? Not the elves!
2007-11-09 00:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably relaxing with a (or several !) hot toddys in front of the fireplace, enjoying the quiet (all the elves are passed out) on the only day she gets a rest.
2007-11-09 00:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by one foot in 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She gets busy making mince pies and figgy pudding for Santa and the elves, feeding the reindeer their hay, and keeping the Christmas tree neat.
2007-11-09 00:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably alone with the elves.Hoping to make them a good dinner and nice Christmas also.She knew when she married Santa it would be a challenge.But she won't be disappointed.Santa always brings her a surprise after all his runs.
2007-11-09 00:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by sharen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She strays. I saw her at the bar two years ago. I had to beat her down with a stick to stop her advances towards me.
2007-11-09 00:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While Santa's busy sorting out who's naughty and nice, she gets a little naughty herself by getting it on with the Elf's.
2007-11-09 00:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by Arther 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet she's not coming down a chimney like her husband. Probably busy with the elves while he's away.
She is so HOT!!!
2007-11-09 00:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she'll most prob be entertaining herself with elves, and chipmunks while waiting for santa to come home.
hurhur....
i just love chipmunks...
and she would be busy preparing Xmas feast for not only santa but also for the reindeers!
and...
one star for you! =)
2007-11-09 00:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She has an orgy with all the elves.
Oo, can you imagine how that looks?
And as Mr. Santa's ever gonna find out!
2007-11-09 00:15:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awhh thats sooooooo sweet. Why don't you's go for a girls night out?? Paint the town red :)
2007-11-09 00:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋