1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3) Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4) I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5) Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6) There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
8) Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
9) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
10) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
11) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
12) My Reality Check bounced.
13) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
14) I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
15) You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
16) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
17) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
18) Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience.
2007-11-08 19:41:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
thanks for the smile to start out what will probably be a rough day for me - hubby having surgery and will be laid up for a week. maybe i better change that to a rough week instead of just day !
2007-11-08 22:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
These were funny and words to live by LOL. This was just the
ticket to start my day off in the right direction. Whichever dir-
ection that may be of course. Now with these thoughts in mind, I can log off here and get to cleaning up the kitchen
from breakfast LOL. Hubby is even tired of looking at it. And
when that happens, we know for sure, things are looking bad
around here LOL.
Thanks for the chuckles this early afternoon.
2007-11-09 08:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are so good! # 8 is so right, though it seems more often I'm the statue. lol # 16-so true and #18 is great advice.
2007-11-09 05:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely to the loopy Christians im a stealer by way of fact im for helping human beings out of the closet. yet to the lgbt(lesbian gay bi transgender) community identification evaluate myself a rescuer
2016-12-08 16:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really like #16 and #18! lol
2007-11-09 00:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the soul but some interesting food for thought none the less. Keep it up!
2007-11-08 19:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love #3 and #10. #16 - nah
2007-11-09 00:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Lady G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very informative stuff -- around here it's scary to even see catsup with all the dragons lurking. ((chuckle))
2007-11-09 03:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO.....
10. is a fact.
18. bit me in the keaster just today!
thanks!
2007-11-09 08:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love em I want em and I got them LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one Im gonna email this to all in my email box.
2007-11-08 22:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋