Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday
2007-11-08 19:08:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Funny. LOL Yes, I keep mine on 24/7. My family all live in different places and if they need me I want them to be able to contact me.
2007-11-09 05:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I shut my cell phone off when I am home or when I am asleep. My friend keeps hers on 24/7 and gets calls all hours of the day and night. She has a big family.
2007-11-09 05:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH this patient sounds like they could be living 'for the moment'. LOL and yes I do keep my mob on 24/7.
2007-11-08 22:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why bother when I wish to sleep I turn the damn thing off! If I need to see Who's called or messaged me I will check in the morning. Great invention but I hate the damn things!
2007-11-08 19:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by sinbaad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My phone is on 24/7, mostly because the battery lasts and lasts and lasts...
2007-11-08 19:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by perfectlybaked 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke..I would be long gone before I got the news as my phone is off 24/7 unless we are traveling..
2007-11-09 19:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I still don't have a cell phone, but we are talking about getting one to have in the car.
2007-11-09 00:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No cell phone!
2007-11-08 23:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by judy b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only have it on when I'm not at home..the land line works fine there..
2007-11-09 03:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!!!!! My cell is turned off more than on, maybe I need to change that!! LOL
2007-11-09 02:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋